Looking for a weekend getaway

Fellow talkers, I am looking for a ka quiet resort of sorts nipeleke mama watoto kesho afte for a night till Sunday. Shouldn’t be more than 100kms from ground zero (GPO 00100). Have thought of Olepolos but online reviews about service are discouraging. The Smith hotel Rongai inakaaje? I don’t want to go for a gateaway kumbe the place is for weekend family and kids fun out. Naivasha is not off the table. Mimi na wife room about 10k on the max.

Sagana

mtoke holiday dec msa mkuje getaway january?

Sorry I should have mentioned mimi kama msee wa Wesdern I have a morbid fear for anywhere past KU on the superhighway. But on the brighter side, madem shiny eye nawafyeka kufyeka.

Lane my friend. Lanes.

sio kila mtu ni sufferah kama wewe

More like priorities
Nilikua serena it was 12k a night for 5 nights

Kenya ni yetu sisi sote, mimi huenda Nyeri, Nayuki, Kiambu interior hadi Naks huko Njoro bila shida. acha ukabila na utembee

Mbica or it didn’t happened

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Nv pewa Pewa kiti

The reason these seats don’t have any leather/ soft material on ni kuavoid repairs. Which is a nice touch

Sawa village idiot. wewe endelea kudinya shida peke yako

Uko namchezo sana. HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Smith has slow service and some rooms with no hot showers considering iko kwa ice cap, bibi hatafurahi.
Alafu ni weekend family spot

And here I was about to congratulate you niseme ‘what a kind gentleman you must be’ to think of treating your wife to a getaway.

CONOKA SANA!

wow…just wow

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What’s this obsession with men needing to f***k shiny eyes …kwani madem wenyu hawawezi …ama ? :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Ni vile tu they are available in plenty and are cheap.

hahaha why?

You had a very great thread ukaamua uikojolee mwenyewe…sawa tu musakhulu