Loss of a team mafisi member

[dusko]

How then do I walk away twice and still have a wife? Why are you trying so hard to prove yourself a dimwit?

This is the exact sh*t I am talking about!

 

[Mathaais]

This is the exact sh*t I am talking about!

Dude, kama ni hangover uko nayo toa lock iishe.
Na kama ni coomer umekosa toka ukatafute malaya kama hao nakwambia niliwacha.

 

[pamba]

Dude, kama ni hangover uko nayo toa lock iishe.
Na kama ni coomer umekosa toka ukatafute malaya kama hao nakwambia niliwacha.

Hii vita yenyu na dusky wa klost huwa ya nini?

 

[baserock]

Hata kama unalipa rent piga simu useme unaenda, slices must be shared. Hiyo coomer si ya mama yako bwana.

 

[Ice_Cube]

Hiyo coomer si ya mama yako bwana.

 

[Mathaais]

That's a very silly comment.

 

[Ice_Cube]

That's a very silly comment.

bana very twisted

 

[Slartibartfast]

How then do I walk away twice and still have a wife?

Because you always slither back like a spineless worm and beg her forgiveness.

 

[Mathaais]

Because you always slither back like a spineless worm and beg her forgiveness.

Dimwit N0. 2 crawling out of the woodwork.

 

[Mzee mzima]

HAHAHA With all his bravado kumbe alikamuliwa bibi, kwanza wawili, I told long time ago you have a small D

 

[Mathaais]

I had no idea the admin had called for a meeting with all Ktalk imbeciles this Saturday morning.

 

[Some Say]

but the one holding the title deed of the bread cannot understand this logic. how? he pays bakery licences for the same alafu wewe unasema unapanda tu hapa kwa kona mboga moja mbili. no way hatakubali

Fixed!

 

[PS_chipped]

nyonyee boyfriend shot dead by sponsor

Fixed!

 

[Fisi]

A licensed firearm holder has shot
dead another man in
Garden estate, Nairobi.
The incidence occurred after the
firearm holder found the
other man having s3x with his
girlfriend in her house at
Garden Estate when he came
unannounced.
The firearm holder is said to have
traveled for job purposes
but returned much earlier before the
day he had told his
girlfriend he will be coming back.
in remembrance of him all members
should award him a 21 shot salute View attachment 41821

I schooled with the guy who was killed in campus at KU. He is called Chris Muganda

 

[introvert]

Your girlfriend is not your wife. Her house is not your house. Piga simu. Or you will cry in the toilet. Our forefathers used to go home singing drunkenly. They were not fools.

copied

My Dad had this way of clearing his throat to announce his arrival.

 

[Nattydread]

Going to jail for a loooong time just because of a pu**y is not worth it at all. Kule ni taabu tupu :chawa,kulala chini, no freedom, na pu**y hakuna, mkia turn.

Armed with a pistol and also in possession of a pretty good phone-cam, I'd use the latter to capture the scene so that the grounds for dropping the slice-giver are formally registered. Atoke akikaukanga, na ka-boy kake waende wakatafute single room Zimmer. Na wavae, watoke, under threat of the Colt. No shouting, no drama.

 

[wildfrank]

What's wrong with these civilian firearm holders. You are only supposed to draw that gun when your life is under real and imminent threat. This guy will serve time, or loose his sanity, or spend a pretty coin with cover up, and life will never be the same again all coz of just a girlfriend. Ata ingekuwa wife, it's not worth it. Sasa atawacha msichana akigawa slices. Nkt

hungu detected..

 

[dusko]

Hii vita yenyu na dusky wa klost huwa ya nini?

Hehe.

 

[Ole masai]

hungu detected..

Hungu ndiye Nani?

 

[danji1]

Wizi ni mbaya.