Ladies, gentlemen and intersex villagers, it’s been a year now since I posted anything postable here. I’ve been watching and analyzing from my comfort niche how things avail and unvail in this forum, especially my favorite department of HEKAYA. As per my observation, I can conclude that, without fear of contradiction, this department has lost its glory.
Newbays have colonized our once glorious village with half baked hekayas that only them understand. We are left to wonder whether we should enjoy the read or start correcting the grammar. I have been forced out of retirement to show these new village molecules how hekayas should be written but I’m afraid I will need some assistance from @Panyaste to teach them punctuation.
I miss our retired village fornicator, Uncle Uwes, whose narrations on his fornication sprees forced us to read his hekayas with standing ovations. That was before he transformed and found new ways in Prophet Owuor’s temple. I would like to encourage him to come back and give him an example of King David, whose conjugal thirst never put him any farther from the Almighty. Fornicate, give us the Hekayas then go to the mountains to repent.
Meria Mata’s long distance adventures still lingers in my mind. The current directive from the government that all cargoes should use SGR has robbed us a great narrator whose narrations tasted better from Bukembe inside the cabin of a lorry. If lifting placards will do anything to earthquake the government’s decision, I will lift it for you. We need you at Bukembe brother, your favorite hekayas hotspot.
Thanks to the handshake, Nyarwath realized that he is now eligible to join Mungiki, hence abandoning his village. That’s why we can’t see any more of his village stories.
And the rest who were sent to Siberia by our wanting admin and never returned. They found greener pastures there and grabbed land to make it home. Please come back, we need you back. Meanwhile, let me cook one hekaya for my people.