Lucky escape

Elders when u hear trust UA instincts don’t bishana.

There is this kunguru nimekuwa nikikamua pale mtaani. We had met in some social media and I happened to be working near her rural home. Fast forward when my assignment ended I was received in town by the kunguru with wide open legs. My encounter noticed some mileage were covered and so I decided to play extra careful. True to my first impression she exhibited all kunguru validated signatures.

During one of my encounters we got ourselves drunk dead and decided to drop her kwake.hesabu ya haraka nikaweka rubber mpangoni just in case. Nilifika na kukaribishwa na mabusu teletele…hii ni nyoka nimekamua kwa muda so I knew my way. Bure na steam zake akachemsha kunguru na kuiandaa…nikaskia babe can take anymore weka ndani woiye…nikajump kutoa my Durex under the pillow where I had placed kisniper when mdalano iko tops, akaichukua na kutupa.
Whats up!..Mimi staki hiyo… My antenna was raised high…no way am going raw. My small head tells me hit it…I need a realese…we argued with the all familiar question…kwani unanichukuanga aje. I stoond my ground…no rubber no threshold… Kunguru threw all tantrums but didn’t bulge… Elders I left with blue balls na nikakula block from kunguru.
Jana during my rounds in town I happened to meet kunguru in town and from the looks ako lk 4-5months pregnant… Flashback my last encounter was lk 4months ago when I declined…usawahi anagalia the trap u just managed to evade…am in celebration Leo.[ATTACH=full]127434[/ATTACH]

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Wee. That’s Escape from Sobibor

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since you are a self proclaimed sniper commitee of elders requires as irreducible minimus
a) pictorial evidence
b) thermal imagery
c) sketch
d) and/or a combination of a,b and c above

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Hiyo Southern comfort ni whisky, vodka, gin, brandy ama rum?

Ambia modi akubali niweke hapa

Some shitty drink no offense

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Sema kuhepa

Bora ulevi

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You stoond your nground

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Ungeweker*ewa bonoko.

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evidence akitupa durex

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Ulifika Eldoret?

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Umesahau form 34bees signed by kunguru

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Enroute leo

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Uliponea sufusufu.

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Poa poa, Mimi town hadi Monday tunapanda shamba za kupea CFA(community Forest Association) wafanye shamba system.

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Wueh…

Labda @introvert hajaamka lakini hapa naona ako na kazi
Enyewe hapo uli ponyoka. Sasa ngoja mtoi azaliwe and you will be surprised at how you will look alike. Women are meticulous planners in those areas

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Nichukulie mzinga unipitishe tao

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Ulihepa mtego boss. Ukihepa zingine tatu kama hiyo, kujia KCr 4.

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