Lunch with kihi kasighau

#3
Unanikumbusha once wen I was young n greedy.
Tukaitwa buffet lunch pale kilimani.
The host=west African.
Mimi na kiherehere nikajiekea kitu Fulani, a soup inakaa kama hiyo meffi.
Let's juz say the meal was not sumptuous
 

Eng'iti

Village Sponsor
#7
Tulikua tunakunywa na A sapere friend of me some time back in 2014 in an undisclosed location. So This friend of me had serious issues with her mungikiress and when i say issues, i mean ISSUES!

The said wife was working in taon so she used to be in town on a daily basis. Tumekunywa vitu zetu from sakumi mpaka sambili ndo dame akamchapia kumuliza Akoapi ju asha funga job. He told her that he was with Engiti drowning in brown bottles then later aende kejani. Then madam akamuliza akuje amwone ndio arudi kejani atwache tukikunywa... The guy said yes because OH had started taking a toll on him.


The lady cunningly asked him if he can bring along some packed lunch (pilau) that she did not take during lunch hour because she was Busy then all day hence no chance of taking it. My friend agreed...


The lady put up an excrement like that up there beneath the rice :mad: :D:D :mad:

Fud yake ikafika! Wacha msee aanze kuishambulia...
Jamaa wetu alipiga kijiko ya kwanza, ya pili, ya tatu watu Mefiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Wasee wanashangaa ni choo gani imechokozwa kumbe ni boy child anadimbua kinyes...hekaya
 
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Miss Finest Wine

Guest
#8
Tulikua tunakunywa na A sapere friend of me some time back in 2014 in an undisclosed location. So This friend of me had serious issues with her mungikiress and when i say issues, i mean ISSUES!

The said wife was working in taon so she used to be in town on a daily basis. Tumekunywa vitu zetu from sakumi mpaka sambili ndo dame akamchapia kumuliza Akoapi ju asha funga job. He told her that he was with Engiti drowning in brown bottles then later aende kejani. Then madam akamuliza akuje amwone ndio arudi kejani atwache tukikunywa... The guy said yes because OH had started taking a toll on him.


The lady cunningly asked him if he can bring along some packed lunch (pilau) that she did not take during lunch hour because she was Busy then all day hence no chance of taking it. My friend agreed...


The lady up an excrement like that up there beneath the rice :mad: :D:D :mad:

Fud yake ikafika! Wacha msee aanze kuishambulia...
Jamaa wetu alipiga kijiko ya kwanza, ya pili, ya tatu watu Mefiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Wasee wanashangaa ni choo gani imechokozwa kumbe ni boy child anadimbua kinyes...hekaya
Eng'iti with all due respect, ng'oa hii post and start all over again. Ama bado mko kwa hiyo bar?
 
P

pseudonym

Guest
#9
Tulikua tunakunywa na A sapere friend of me some time back in 2014 in an undisclosed location. So This friend of me had serious issues with her mungikiress and when i say issues, i mean ISSUES!

The said wife was working in taon so she used to be in town on a daily basis. Tumekunywa vitu zetu from sakumi mpaka sambili ndo dame akamchapia kumuliza Akoapi ju asha funga job. He told her that he was with Engiti drowning in brown bottles then later aende kejani. Then madam akamuliza akuje amwone ndio arudi kejani atwache tukikunywa... The guy said yes because OH had started taking a toll on him.


The lady cunningly asked him if he can bring along some packed lunch (pilau) that she did not take during lunch hour because she was Busy then all day hence no chance of taking it. My friend agreed...


The lady up an excrement like that up there beneath the rice :mad: :D:D :mad:

Fud yake ikafika! Wacha msee aanze kuishambulia...
Jamaa wetu alipiga kijiko ya kwanza, ya pili, ya tatu watu Mefiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Wasee wanashangaa ni choo gani imechokozwa kumbe ni boy child anadimbua kinyes...hekaya
:D:D:D:D:D
True story?
 

uwesmake

DRYFRY ARTIST
#10
Tulikua tunakunywa na A sapere friend of me some time back in 2014 in an undisclosed location. So This friend of me had serious issues with her mungikiress and when i say issues, i mean ISSUES!

The said wife was working in taon so she used to be in town on a daily basis. Tumekunywa vitu zetu from sakumi mpaka sambili ndo dame akamchapia kumuliza Akoapi ju asha funga job. He told her that he was with Engiti drowning in brown bottles then later aende kejani. Then madam akamuliza akuje amwone ndio arudi kejani atwache tukikunywa... The guy said yes because OH had started taking a toll on him.


The lady cunningly asked him if he can bring along some packed lunch (pilau) that she did not take during lunch hour because she was Busy then all day hence no chance of taking it. My friend agreed...


The lady up an excrement like that up there beneath the rice :mad: :D:D :mad:

Fud yake ikafika! Wacha msee aanze kuishambulia...
Jamaa wetu alipiga kijiko ya kwanza, ya pili, ya tatu watu Mefiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Wasee wanashangaa ni choo gani imechokozwa kumbe ni boy child anadimbua kinyes...hekaya

stop being disgusting mkisii mijinga thats just minced meat
 

Thitima

Village Elder
#12
Tulikua tunakunywa na A sapere friend of me some time back in 2014 in an undisclosed location. So This friend of me had serious issues with her mungikiress and when i say issues, i mean ISSUES!

The said wife was working in taon so she used to be in town on a daily basis. Tumekunywa vitu zetu from sakumi mpaka sambili ndo dame akamchapia kumuliza Akoapi ju asha funga job. He told her that he was with Engiti drowning in brown bottles then later aende kejani. Then madam akamuliza akuje amwone ndio arudi kejani atwache tukikunywa... The guy said yes because OH had started taking a toll on him.


The lady cunningly asked him if he can bring along some packed lunch (pilau) that she did not take during lunch hour because she was Busy then all day hence no chance of taking it. My friend agreed...


The lady up an excrement like that up there beneath the rice :mad: :D:D :mad:

Fud yake ikafika! Wacha msee aanze kuishambulia...
Jamaa wetu alipiga kijiko ya kwanza, ya pili, ya tatu watu Mefiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Wasee wanashangaa ni choo gani imechokozwa kumbe ni boy child anadimbua kinyes...hekaya
Are they still together?
 
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Deorro

Guest
#15
Tulikua tunakunywa na A sapere friend of me some time back in 2014 in an undisclosed location. So This friend of me had serious issues with her mungikiress and when i say issues, i mean ISSUES!

The said wife was working in taon so she used to be in town on a daily basis. Tumekunywa vitu zetu from sakumi mpaka sambili ndo dame akamchapia kumuliza Akoapi ju asha funga job. He told her that he was with Engiti drowning in brown bottles then later aende kejani. Then madam akamuliza akuje amwone ndio arudi kejani atwache tukikunywa... The guy said yes because OH had started taking a toll on him.


The lady cunningly asked him if he can bring along some packed lunch (pilau) that she did not take during lunch hour because she was Busy then all day hence no chance of taking it. My friend agreed...


The lady put up an excrement like that up there beneath the rice :mad: :D:D :mad:

Fud yake ikafika! Wacha msee aanze kuishambulia...
Jamaa wetu alipiga kijiko ya kwanza, ya pili, ya tatu watu Mefiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Wasee wanashangaa ni choo gani imechokozwa kumbe ni boy child anadimbua kinyes...hekaya
shaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omogusii hii ni ukweli?
 

WuTang

Village Chief
#17
Tulikua tunakunywa na A sapere friend of me some time back in 2014 in an undisclosed location. So This friend of me had serious issues with her mungikiress and when i say issues, i mean ISSUES!

The said wife was working in taon so she used to be in town on a daily basis. Tumekunywa vitu zetu from sakumi mpaka sambili ndo dame akamchapia kumuliza Akoapi ju asha funga job. He told her that he was with Engiti drowning in brown bottles then later aende kejani. Then madam akamuliza akuje amwone ndio arudi kejani atwache tukikunywa... The guy said yes because OH had started taking a toll on him.


The lady cunningly asked him if he can bring along some packed lunch (pilau) that she did not take during lunch hour because she was Busy then all day hence no chance of taking it. My friend agreed...


The lady put up an excrement like that up there beneath the rice :mad: :D:D :mad:

Fud yake ikafika! Wacha msee aanze kuishambulia...
Jamaa wetu alipiga kijiko ya kwanza, ya pili, ya tatu watu Mefiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Wasee wanashangaa ni choo gani imechokozwa kumbe ni boy child anadimbua kinyes...hekaya
He was dating a demented soulless creature that belongs in a mental institution.
 

123tokambio

Village Sponsor
#19
Tulikua tunakunywa na A sapere friend of me some time back in 2014 in an undisclosed location. So This friend of me had serious issues with her mungikiress and when i say issues, i mean ISSUES!

The said wife was working in taon so she used to be in town on a daily basis. Tumekunywa vitu zetu from sakumi mpaka sambili ndo dame akamchapia kumuliza Akoapi ju asha funga job. He told her that he was with Engiti drowning in brown bottles then later aende kejani. Then madam akamuliza akuje amwone ndio arudi kejani atwache tukikunywa... The guy said yes because OH had started taking a toll on him.


The lady cunningly asked him if he can bring along some packed lunch (pilau) that she did not take during lunch hour because she was Busy then all day hence no chance of taking it. My friend agreed...


The lady put up an excrement like that up there beneath the rice :mad: :D:D :mad:

Fud yake ikafika! Wacha msee aanze kuishambulia...
Jamaa wetu alipiga kijiko ya kwanza, ya pili, ya tatu watu Mefiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Wasee wanashangaa ni choo gani imechokozwa kumbe ni boy child anadimbua kinyes...hekaya
:eek::eek:
 

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