LUTHULI AVENUE SCENARIO

I’d just alighted at the Machakos country bus station at 5:00 am. The noisy forward busses staged at the popular OTC had started their morning songs. I thought it was safe. Having no bag, dressed in my official pant, t shirt and black wearing blazer; I gathered courage and strength heading to Koja bus station. I was to get home (Gachie) from Makueni( from burial).
Just at OTC area, a skimply dressed lady streched her legs so that I could see the content. Wah, my attention was captured. I was standing in my three legs. I couldn’t resist. She wispered, “Soo mbili tu, nakupa yote. Tuende hapa karibu.” I hurriedly obeyed my 2nd brain and followed her past Athusi bar. The rooms were dingy with foul smell but the pussy hawker was petite so I couldn’t mind. After closing the door, she immediately started lap dance and shaked her buttocks on my mjulus, wow…that kafeeling. She had offered me some afya, but I resisted immediately.( I thought about some hekaya about the meals from strangers).
During the process, she proposed that I should suck her boobs. I nagged. She suggested that we go for a second round at half the price. Vile nilimwaga, feelings zikatoka zote. I think it was excess nyege.
I left and headed to Koja station via river road. It was around 5:30am. On reaching the junction connecting River road to luthuli avenue, some lady approached me, in a mini skirt. She thought I had excess money. She greeted me and suggested that we go for a short “hapa juu”. Before my response, she had put my right hand in her nunu, and tightly held me to the wall. She was like “pumping herself to my erect dick” and I could feel am in now in California. A second lady came and now I was sandwiched in between the hot thieves. I just realized my able wallet was missing when a third lady( decently dressed) followed me 50metres away only to tell me that I’d dropped my wallet; then left immediately. On opening it, it had only the national ID, NHIF card and NSSF card. I’d lost 5300/- at 5:30am.
Luck fell on my mobile gadget being that I’d kabambe( when I go to town, I hardly carry my smartphone) which they left for me.

I learned the hard way anyway.

Karibu jiji…buda ulikuja nairobi lini?

Son, karibu NAIROBI

hehe karibu jiji buda, happened to me back in 2009 or 2010, nlikua natoka small world and the hoes sandwiched me in the same way. Luckily I did not have any money but they took my phone. When I realized it I told one of the hoes who was pretending they were not together that I could buy the phone back at 2k from my Mpesa. She communicated to the other hoes and I was given my phone back, sent the 2k and then allowed to leave. Kufika hapo archives I called safcom and told them I had been robbed and forced to transfer money so they reversed the 2k, hizo siku kureverse ilikua rahisi si kama sasa but you had to wait 24 hours to access the reversed money. Tangu hiyo siku sitakangi ujinga ya malaya kunishikashika

It is called nairoberry for a reason.

Smart guy.

Shamba la mawe

Utalijua jiji, avoid street shenanigans for your own safety. Siku nyingine utadungwa kisu ya matako

Hii Purity Mwambia alituchanua 2014. I bet you still pick those cards when pata potea guys ask for your help. Kwanza hapo kamae road huwa na some juicy pokos lakini unajua tu there’s a bigger picture you can’t see yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V42YznGduHY

As a pussyzologist my only advice to to u please avoid street whores/prostitutes.Any time you feel like walking with your third leg please go the sex brothels they are much safer and u have time to choose,unlike those who run to you in the streets

As a pussyzologist my only advice to to u please avoid street whores/prostitutes.Any time you feel like walking with your third leg please go the sex brothels they are much safer and u have time to choose,unlike those who run to you in the streets

As a pussyzologist my only advice to to u please avoid street whores/prostitutes.Any time you feel like walking with your third leg please go the sex brothels they are much safer and u have time to choose,unlike those who run to you in the streets

Very good English

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Hii hekaya imebakisha tu, I was shaking like chameleon on a feeble twig in a monsoon.

@mastermwenyewe don’t complicate the game, nyege lazima zishukishwe, bora iwe ndani ya ikus, na hatutakangi kujua ni ya street ama ya inner brothel. The most important thing is that whenever you fill horny, please carry little money and nothing expensive.
if you bed her, please jaribu your level best to avoid chewing her the missionary style, ju its the root cause of disappearing trousers and belongs.
Lastly, kua bingwa in lanye chewing lazima upitie mistakes. cha mhimu usizubae tena.

@mastermwenyewe don’t complicate the game, nyege lazima zishukishwe, bora iwe ndani ya ikus, na hatutakangi kujua ni ya street ama ya inner brothel. The most important thing is that whenever you fill horny, please carry little money and nothing expensive.
if you bed her, please jaribu your level best to avoid chewing her the missionary style, ju its the root cause of disappearing trousers and belongings.
Lastly, kua bingwa in lanye chewing lazima upitie mistakes. cha mhimu usizubae tena.

Wengi wao hutaka kulipwa before lakini mimi hukaa ngumu na wao.

a few yrs ago pale munyu rd nilikuwa napita na work laptop bag , 2 phones , sizeable cash around 11pm . Kuangalia left kulikuwa na group of skimpily clad whores . minding my biz ,i ignored wakiniita knowing hapa nitabebwa kila kitu mpaka boxer if i indulge them sana , i just shouted , am goo , niko poa , lakini punda si punda mmoja wao , a huge jaluo rough ugly lanye came at me kunishika mkono akisema bro ntakuuzia poa …mimi kuinua mkono , si akaona bag kwa mgongo . hapo bitch alishika bag alafu the other prostiutes wakaanza kkukuja in our direction ilibidi nijog kidogo and the lady akahema na kufall behind… then i suddenly stood na stance ya kickboxing with my hand in my pocket , nika hold my swiss army knife ready for anything , siezi ibiwa hii nyairofi , liwe liwalo , nikamshow, kama unataka kuniibia , kuja ntakumalizia hapa . huge bitch akahesitate lakini the others wakaanza vurugu , "ati huyo jamaa anadai nini " , “si ajaribu” …i then jerked forward kushtua lanye …wacha nduru zianze…kuona hivo nikavuka bara bara na nika potea … hawa malaya hapana macheso…

lazimu uwe mgumu, ju ukimuonesha uko na hamu sana yakumkula, anaringa na kukuibia. lakini ukimuonesha huna haraka na huna haja yakudinya so she shouldn’t touch you anyhow, atapanuwa umkule positions zote utamuambia bila kusumbuliwa wala kuharakishwa na tena bei iwe ile ya shot moja.