Macha

@vuja de Niko kwenu na mnapeana osyo hobo. Just introduced myself as the Eabl honcho. Now I feel ma feel my desk won’t be OK. Wapi birionea @ incognitus anionyeshe njia

Boss umelewa enda ulale.

Eeiish, omera hiyo ni Johanna Mtembezi working on you ? Nendea chang’aa mwitu utoe lock.

Ingia hapo hornbill ambia baunsa Uwes ni beste yako uone ukipewa momo swafi ya yellow

Birrionea tuna tambua ni @Bantu

This guy reminds me of " the local " and the characters in it. So hilarious.

Everything in Ukambani is confusing these days.

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Really? How is that supposed to be a pick up line?