Mafisi Chronicles:part 2 (Ass recog)

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Ladies can bet a couple of things on Fisis. One is that they like to fisi(act of fising). Another is the ability of a man to have a good database for ass.

You know, a normal Man just needs to see a fisilets ass once and the next time he sees a tip of the skirt, He knows to whom the piece of meat belongs. I call it the Ass Recognition Software(ARS). ARS comes with its own unlimited space and bundles(eyes) to update. Leave alone the Lockhead face recognition software in airports and police database. If these guys were relly serious about catching female thieves, they should circulate the thieves ass to the fisis and see how soon she will be found. Imagine one of these TV stations showing 3 al shabaabie faces and one ass. That would be so cool. Even for the News.

On another note, The tidings from last Sunday Mafisi Saving Sacco was so good that this week I decided to go around selling the idea to women in chamas. I see my path to being a rich fisi or a dead fisi by stoning. Whichever way, I hope you remember me.

And elders who call New Villagers “new Villagers” should remember huwezi tusi mbwa na jina “mbwa”
 
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