Maisha ya Bachelor - Leo mimi ni "mke nyumbani"

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Ka-Buda

Village Elder
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Ushawai amka na Hangover inakuonyesha ufanye vitu za ajabu.
Leo i woke starving and for some reason i was craving maini ya kuku.(don`t ask why i`m sure im not pregnant!) So nimeenda nika-get maini ya kuku,kitunguu and frying ingredients juu ata i never cook and i don`t even own cooking pots niko tu na pan.
It must be years since i cooked a square meal and i am really proud.
I also had a pile of laundry and while cooking nikasema wacha nizioshe kabla food iive.I had almost got to that stage where you sniff on your dirty clothes to see what you can vaa tena!
Kidogo nikaona juu the flat has never been cleaned since i moved in 3 months ago,nikajipa moral i moved all the furniture around mopping and dusting every corner.
It then just occured to me..... I am a 30 somethin' year old Sad,Miserable Bachelor!
Where the f**k did it all go wrong?!!!!

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Ikishaiva inakaa sexy,ready to eat!

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Lakini kwanza nifanye usafi....

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I want my wife back..... sirkal saidia......!!!!
 

Ka-Buda

Village Elder
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You have a washing machine yet you have a pile of dirty clothes. That's the height of laziness
Shida ni time ya kuzianika,that is the part that bores me,unajipat uki-postpone before you know it ni mwezi mzima and you are on your last clean t-shirt!
 

Web Dev

Village Elder
#12
Mimi hubuy Kuku kienyeji once a week, yours truly have the time to wait onyongwe na itolewe nguo. Anyways, they pack the small heart,gizzard and liver.hizo huwa za Wanaume, being half luhya I say that dem akikula atamea ndevu, being selfish there.
 

Ka-Buda

Village Elder
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Mimi hubuy Kuku kienyeji once a week, yours truly have the time to wait onyongwe na itolewe nguo. Anyways, they pack the small heart,gizzard and liver.hizo huwa za Wanaume, being half luhya I say that dem akikula atamea ndevu, being selfish there.
I actually enjoy the killing and kutoa manyoya part even with nyama choma,i want to slaughter,skin and all! Hiyo hu-taste tamu zaidi ukijifanyia mwenyewe.(maybe thats just me)
 
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Female Perspective

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#16
Are you seriously asking WTF happened? Your hekayas became your life...from fiction to facts!

You either face the music and STFU! OR Dust yourself off and get a wife/girlfriend...we cook and clean after you for FREE!
 

Ka-Buda

Village Elder
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Are you seriously asking WTF happened? Your hekayas became your life...from fiction to facts!

You either face the music and STFU! OR Dust yourself off and get a wife/girlfriend...we cook and clean after you for FREE!
Is that an offer then?Juu inbox yangu is open!
By the way,my life and my Hekayas are one and the same and they always were.
 

Web Dev

Village Elder
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I actually enjoy the killing and kutoa manyoya part even with nyama choma,i want to slaughter,skin and all! Hiyo hu-taste tamu zaidi ukijifanyia mwenyewe.(maybe thats just me)
Tried once with a blunt knife under my moms supervision and failed. Got a small scar to show.
 
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