Maisha ya Bachelor - Leo mimi ni "mke nyumbani"

Ushawai amka na Hangover inakuonyesha ufanye vitu za ajabu.
Leo i woke starving and for some reason i was craving maini ya kuku.(dont ask why im sure im not pregnant!) So nimeenda nika-get maini ya kuku,kitunguu and frying ingredients juu ata i never cook and i don`t even own cooking pots niko tu na pan.
It must be years since i cooked a square meal and i am really proud.
I also had a pile of laundry and while cooking nikasema wacha nizioshe kabla food iive.I had almost got to that stage where you sniff on your dirty clothes to see what you can vaa tena!
Kidogo nikaona juu the flat has never been cleaned since i moved in 3 months ago,nikajipa moral i moved all the furniture around mopping and dusting every corner.
It then just occured to me… I am a 30 somethin’ year old Sad,Miserable Bachelor!
Where the fuck did it all go wrong!!!

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Ikishaiva inakaa sexy,ready to eat!

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Lakini kwanza nifanye usafi…

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I want my wife back… sirkal saidia…!!!

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hehe kabuda kamzima anakulia iyo nyama yotte solo O.o

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hizo pilipili swafi sana food without pepper is flat

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You have a washing machine yet you have a pile of dirty clothes. That’s the height of laziness

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Ulinunua main ngapi za kuku ndio zitoshe?

Hio nyama ni mob sana

Sijamaliza yote,nimeacha ingine ya baadaye juu leo niko kwa keja na sitoki tena.

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Maini ya kuku hapo umetuenjoy

Shida ni time ya kuzianika,that is the part that bores me,unajipat uki-postpone before you know it ni mwezi mzima and you are on your last clean t-shirt!

You dont believe its maini ya kuku? Hii shop mimi huenda ni ya Pakistanis and they have anything and everything you can imagine.Hawa watu hukula kama sisi Africans only difference wanajua kupika kutushinda.

You would still be miserable in marriage, what you need is inner peace

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Mimi hubuy Kuku kienyeji once a week, yours truly have the time to wait onyongwe na itolewe nguo. Anyways, they pack the small heart,gizzard and liver.hizo huwa za Wanaume, being half luhya I say that dem akikula atamea ndevu, being selfish there.

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Preach Brother! Wow ,that is a strong statement and maybe i would benefit from you telling me what you mean exactly. I always have a listening ear so don`t hold back,i can handle the truth.

@Ka-Buda tafasali tafuta kisu poa

I actually enjoy the killing and kutoa manyoya part even with nyama choma,i want to slaughter,skin and all! Hiyo hu-taste tamu zaidi ukijifanyia mwenyewe.(maybe thats just me)

Are you seriously asking WTF happened? Your hekayas became your life…from fiction to facts!

You either face the music and STFU! OR Dust yourself off and get a wife/girlfriend…we cook and clean after you for FREE!

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Hiyo kisu ni wembe buda! inaweza chinja ng`ombe. Anyway,its among the few items of kitchen utensils that came with the house and i honestly need to buy some kitchen utensils;Either that ama nirudi nyumbani kwa bibi na watoto.

@Ka-Buda just for watu wa KEB wameanza kusema ni hekaya

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Is that an offer then?Juu inbox yangu is open!
By the way,my life and my Hekayas are one and the same and they always were.

Tried once with a blunt knife under my moms supervision and failed. Got a small scar to show.