Maisha ya plot - privacy

Matapiko

Village Elder
#22
Fanya ivi, next time you hear or suspect wanacheka go up to them and start a playful conversation juu ya Kenye wanacheka... Hio story itaisha hapo. Part of why they are doing that is because the subject is semi taboo hence funny. Everybody has wanked in one way or another. I personally don't do it anymore but don't care if someone does it, furthermore kwa nyumba unalipia. if you make it seem like a small thing to you, it won't be anything more to them
 

Jimit

Gargantuan
#23
Those women are laughing at you because of that 15kg foreskin. 90% of your d*ck ni hiyo foreskin. My advice hama tuu hiyo mtaa before your 15kg secret leaks :D:D
How dare you disrespect the hand... sorry I mean the foreskin that fed you. This foreskin you're disparaging is the same one your mum sucked to put food on your table. Respect your elders son... lest I tuck my foreskin away and your mum starves and you go to the gutter.
 
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cave man

Village Elder
#24
Fanya ivi, next time you hear or suspect wanacheka go up to them and start a playful conversation juu ya Kenye wanacheka... Hio story itaisha hapo. Part of why they are doing that is because the subject is semi taboo hence funny. Everybody has wanked in one way or another. I personally don't do it anymore but don't care if someone does it, furthermore kwa nyumba unalipia. if you make it seem like a small thing to you, it won't be anything more to them
Manze hii font yako inafanya macho inauma
 

Simiyu22

Village Chief
#25
vipi wadau...i live in a bedsitter ya 5k jn an undisclosed lokeshen...sasa kwa plot kuna wamama fulani wasoro sana...i dont know how but they found out about my wanking sessions na huwa nafunga mlango....sasa kila saa nikipatana nao nikienda job kazi ni kunicheka indirectly na nko na gf...cant a nigga wank in peace
Sasa wanakucheka and they do the same behind closed doors.
 

magreb

Monocotyledon Combuster
#32
Fanya ivi, next time you hear or suspect wanacheka go up to them and start a playful conversation juu ya Kenye wanacheka... Hio story itaisha hapo. Part of why they are doing that is because the subject is semi taboo hence funny. Everybody has wanked in one way or another. I personally don't do it anymore but don't care if someone does it, furthermore kwa nyumba unalipia. if you make it seem like a small thing to you, it won't be anything more to them
Better still aanze kuwaandama akikamua mmoja baada ya mwingine. During my time kwa plot, kitu niligundua ni most housewives and generally wamama wa plot huwa na nyege excess. Jokes kidogo tuu na uko ndani ya suruali yake.
 

Ngau

Village Elder
#36
vipi wadau...i live in a bedsitter ya 5k jn an undisclosed lokeshen...sasa kwa plot kuna wamama fulani wasoro sana...i dont know how but they found out about my wanking sessions na huwa nafunga mlango....sasa kila saa nikipatana nao nikienda job kazi ni kunicheka indirectly na nko na gf...cant a nigga wank in peace
peleka hao wamama kwa hiyo bedsitter, sugua hiyo maharagwe vizuri alafu upige kidole vizuri, watakuheshimu.
 

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