Maisha ya plot - privacy

[cave man]

Those women are laughing at you because of that 15kg foreskin. 90% of your d*ck ni hiyo foreskin. My advice hama tuu hiyo mtaa before your 15kg secret leaks

chokosh wars

 

[Matapiko]

Fanya ivi, next time you hear or suspect wanacheka go up to them and start a playful conversation juu ya Kenye wanacheka... Hio story itaisha hapo. Part of why they are doing that is because the subject is semi taboo hence funny. Everybody has wanked in one way or another. I personally don't do it anymore but don't care if someone does it, furthermore kwa nyumba unalipia. if you make it seem like a small thing to you, it won't be anything more to them

 

[Jimit]

Those women are laughing at you because of that 15kg foreskin. 90% of your d*ck ni hiyo foreskin. My advice hama tuu hiyo mtaa before your 15kg secret leaks

How dare you disrespect the hand... sorry I mean the foreskin that fed you. This foreskin you're disparaging is the same one your mum sucked to put food on your table. Respect your elders son... lest I tuck my foreskin away and your mum starves and you go to the gutter.

 

[cave man]

Fanya ivi, next time you hear or suspect wanacheka go up to them and start a playful conversation juu ya Kenye wanacheka... Hio story itaisha hapo. Part of why they are doing that is because the subject is semi taboo hence funny. Everybody has wanked in one way or another. I personally don't do it anymore but don't care if someone does it, furthermore kwa nyumba unalipia. if you make it seem like a small thing to you, it won't be anything more to them

Manze hii font yako inafanya macho inauma

 

[Simiyu22]

vipi wadau...i live in a bedsitter ya 5k jn an undisclosed lokeshen...sasa kwa plot kuna wamama fulani wasoro sana...i dont know how but they found out about my wanking sessions na huwa nafunga mlango....sasa kila saa nikipatana nao nikienda job kazi ni kunicheka indirectly na nko na gf...cant a nigga wank in peace

Sasa wanakucheka and they do the same behind closed doors.

 

[Yuletapeli]

huwa anawank akijispank na kujiita biach like a true pornstar

 

[gatume]

You d*ck must be very small

 

[PabloDiablo]

Sa kama unawank ukipiga mayowe na binja na unarudi unatoka nje solo what do you expect?

huwa anawank akijispank na kujiita biach like a true pornstar

Zi fvck

 

[Swansea]

This is one of the funniest threads nishawahi soma kwa hii shiethole.

The madness on this here site is on another level.

 

[Delus]

How dare you disrespect the hand... sorry I mean the foreskin that fed you. This same foreskin youre disparaging is the same one your mum sucked to put food on your table. Respect your elders son... lest I tuck my foreskin away and your mum starves and you go to the gutter.

@M2Random amepewa low blow hapa

 

[Wandering wanderer]

Nyonga ukitumia earphones gathee

 

[magreb]

Fanya ivi, next time you hear or suspect wanacheka go up to them and start a playful conversation juu ya Kenye wanacheka... Hio story itaisha hapo. Part of why they are doing that is because the subject is semi taboo hence funny. Everybody has wanked in one way or another. I personally don't do it anymore but don't care if someone does it, furthermore kwa nyumba unalipia. if you make it seem like a small thing to you, it won't be anything more to them

Better still aanze kuwaandama akikamua mmoja baada ya mwingine. During my time kwa plot, kitu niligundua ni most housewives and generally wamama wa plot huwa na nyege excess. Jokes kidogo tuu na uko ndani ya suruali yake.

 

[Jimit]

Unacheka nini mjamaa?

 

[Yuletapeli]

Unacheka nini mjamaa?

Kijiji hunichekesha tu kama sio chokosh war Kuna funny comment mahali

 

[General kahiu Itina]

If you don't have a girl friend, people always assume you want no matter what?

 

[Ngau]

vipi wadau...i live in a bedsitter ya 5k jn an undisclosed lokeshen...sasa kwa plot kuna wamama fulani wasoro sana...i dont know how but they found out about my wanking sessions na huwa nafunga mlango....sasa kila saa nikipatana nao nikienda job kazi ni kunicheka indirectly na nko na gf...cant a nigga wank in peace

peleka hao wamama kwa hiyo bedsitter, sugua hiyo maharagwe vizuri alafu upige kidole vizuri, watakuheshimu.

 

[lucasl80]

Let arimis be your friend

 

[Bentik]

Sa kama unawank ukipiga mayowe na binja na unarudi unatoka nje solo what do you expect?

kali msee

 

[Kodiaga]

Hiyo ni woofer ya Ampex inapigia majirani kelele ya porn

 

[uwesmake]

lakini bash ya talkers bila watiaji na homosexuals kina @Douchebag inaweza wezaaaa fiammm