majuu and crap

[mabenda4]

times I wonder what exactly changes when a regular down to earth guy wakienda majuu. have quite a number of brothers and sisters, mostly step siblings scattered all over the globe. am not much bothered with them until they come visiting. from the moment they land at Jkia, they adopt some stupid hog rotten demeanor u might be forgiven for thinking they are returning from the future. altitude ni kama crazy. they can't even sleep home. must be some hotel some insisting tukawasalimie huko. like we are sub human. one time a bro, read step bro, addressed the beautiful lady in English. like for real. mum just looked at him and answered in kidavida. what exactly transforms a jolly good guy into some moth eaten skunk wakienda out. used to go fetch them Harpo airport lakini I ceased. ni kama Ohio ni outer space. bure kabisa. went to visit one in Wales and she lives like a ......ama niwache tu.
today watachukua taxi. bure kabisa.

 

[kalel]

Niko sports arena pewa chupa n just breathe

 

[Bark]

Venting ..let it all out man

 

[mabenda4]

Niko sports arena pewa chupa n just breathe

heheh. am at a friends house for a night over watching this many Chelsea game that I can't understand. she has a big ass TV and Guarana are prenty. I must be on my second can.
...
.. make that seventh can. am supposed to be in Nai welcoming u know who

 

[kalel]

She has a big ass...................TV,enjoy

 

[Necrow]

"prenty"?

 

[Davidee]

Watu wa diaspora hukua na upuzi sana...yenye uniudhi ni comparing everything...imagine unachukulia a nigga machupa alafu anaanza kukuambia venye pombe ya huku iko down.

 

[emali]

Ni vile huko majuu wamezoea kuitwa nugu na kuosha wazee..wakirudi wanatoa stress kidogo

 

[Older+]

wengine wana complain about everything...

 

[mabenda4]

this one time mmoja akakuja. insisted nmpeleke home. gave me 10k za fuel nikama tunaenda Timbuktu. the pujo had a faulty bearing ilikua in alia kiasi. the jamaa rattled on and on about servicing insisting tuipeleke DT Dobie for check up. DT dobie my foot. its a pujo.! nilimwacha T falls nikatembeza.

 

[pamba]

Mbicha ni muhimu Baba nani

 

[gashwin]

Mbicha ni muhimu Baba nani

 

[kush yule mnono]

I hope am not in that category ya watu wa majuu, middle east has never been considered as such. Lakini hao watu huboa tu sana wakishuka home, mara "oh huko kwetu majuu hakuna traffic ka hii ya Kenya, oh huku insecurity" Yawa!

 

[Ka-Buda]

heheh. am at a friends house for a night over watching this many Chelsea game that I can't understand. she has a big ass TV and Guarana are prenty. I must be on my second can.
...
.. make that seventh can. am supposed to be in Nai welcoming u know who

I am not going to get caught up in a stupid conversation about how anybody changes to adopt and fit into a new environment and i don`t bother anyone when i visit Kenya i come and go incognito.
Anyway,hapo umetaja "big ass" na kama ilivyo mila na desturi,na kufuatia kanuni na masharti yaliyowekwa na wanachama,wakurugenzi,wasajili na wanakamati wote wa KTalk,tutahitaji kuona picha,video,skechi ama ushuhuda wa tako hilo!

 

[Ka-Buda]

@kabuda tueleze

I will not apologize for being majuu,like i said it before,we are responsible for the good life you people in Kenya are living right now in more ways than one.
Nikiosha tuzee matako na nitume a quater of my pay back to Kenya,that is direct foreign currency added to our GDP bila deni and then you can go and borrow that cash via Equity or whoever you bank with ndiyo nikishuka mtaani uniringie na premio ya deni and try to make me feel like a looser for being majuu.
Secondly,it is because i left Kenya that you have that job,otherwise mimi ningeipata juu i was probably more qualified etc..
Nimechoka kuelemisha wapumbavu wacha nilale ndiyo niweze kuoukota takataka kesho huku majuu..

 

[mona_lisa]

What's funny is that these people when they are majuu they can't stop talking about how they miss Kenya but once they go back it's a different story.

 

[mabenda4]

I hope my host is not a Ktaker. but on the very rare chance that she might be, I hasten to state that I ain't taking no pics, sketch, karagosi, affidavit, testimonial, recording, or oil painting. omwami my goose will be roasted. he he he.

 

[Ka-Buda]

I hope my host is not a Ktaker. but on the very rare chance that she might be, I hasten to state that I ain't taking no pics, sketch, karagosi, affidavit, testimonial, recording, or oil painting. omwami my goose will be roasted. he he he.

Hekaya ya kaka sungura confirmed!
Kama hauna la kufanya,usilifanye hapa!

 

[uncle nyam]

Tabia kama za ule jamaa wa swimmo swimmo hivi
@kabuda lazima utangazie watu unaendeshanga Bedford Kigali kila saa?

 

[Ka-Buda]

Tabia kama za ule jamaa wa swimmo swimmo hivi
@kabuda lazima utangazie watu unaendeshanga Bedford Kigali kila saa?

Your avator betrays you.
Its hard to listen to uneducated nonsense and sit quietly.Didn`t mean kuambia kila mtu niko diaspora ya Kigali but i am not ashamed either.