makaa

Jeff:Last night ma bitch came to ma place for a sleep over, as she was taking a shower this morning I dialed her number n upon checking on tha screen of her phone, I was shocked to find out ma contact is saved as “wa makaa” av never involved myself in makaa business…didn’t tell her anything about the same buh I still wonder why. If it were ya,how would ya approach it ???
Joe: dump her asap

Need we say more? Kunguru hatawahi fugika

Mko wengi sana. Kila mtu ako na kazi yake. Kazi yako inaonekana ni ndogo sana shukuru mungu

Group 1: Wa gas, wa stima, wa makaa, etc (wewe ni wa makaa tu bill yako ni ndogo)
Group 2: Wa maji, wa maziwa, wa mafuta, wa soda, etc
Group 3: Wa rent ( :slight_smile: hiyo hakuna etc)
Group 4: Wa fare, wa uber, wa nduthi etc
Group 5: Wa happy, wa road trip, wa holiday etc
Group 6: Wa nguo, wa viatu, wa salon, wa facial, wa pedi/mani
Group 7: Wa fees! Wueh!( :slight_smile: Hiyo pia haina etc)
Na wengine wengi.

Mko mob.

This is so pathetic mpaka nimecheka :D:D

Unafaa kushukuru inamaanisha unapepeta makaa mpaka inawaka kabisa congrats

Panga line hapo nyuma ya @KaBuda for more antique jokes.

Kunguru manenos. Next?

Ata Mimi nimesave shiko as shikokoti na sisumbui.

hehehe kuna dem alikua ameni save ‘‘mjubuleng’’ made my day

Hahahaha

you should have changed the name to “mum” and everytime she calls you just ignore

Kuna pia wa K gas , moto poa ! Wewe ni league dogo !

Run for dear life my brother!