Makofi kwa Wahindi

Vile jana tumetukanwa hapa na @mishty nilienda nikapeleka hasira zangu kwingine. So me and my boys have not hang out in a while and we went out to this club hata nimesahau jina. In life nimekuwa na moboyz wapandre but najua in the background they are out to get us blacks.
So niko dancefloor and guy steps on my cocaine white air force 1 zenye nilikuwa nimeosha so fresh and clean na sharp shooter zake za back office ya duka ya mhindi. I shouted profanities nikatoka nikaishia kuketi. Lookin at the crowd I was with, niliona kuna potential, it had been years since we had been in a good bar brawl. In my early twenties, I had been a bad patron in Westlands hata sikuwa naitishwa ID. I’d been barred in most of them juu ya mashida shida. Anyway, so mhindi na kalasinga wenzake walikuwa hapoo wanaji-nice some jams dancing ni kama wako Delhi rave ya bhangra. Nikashow ma-boy niaje, kuna hasira nataka kutoa and luckily everyone was spoiling for a fight.
I didn’t have to say much and we were all back on the dancefloor. I walked up to Mr. Singh and pulled him aside, I didn’t have to say much because he knew what was on the program. No sooner had he tried to explain nikamtolea hasira zote za @mishty. Two slaps and a hot sweep…hadi kilemba ikaanguka. In the rush to pick it up nikampiga teke ingine for the guy to go stumbling huko kwa mameza. Thinking that this was going to be an all lout brawl wasn’t what it turned out. Maboy wangu were just waiting for retaliation from his other kalasinga that was not forthcoming. Of course by this time bouncers walikuwa on the alert and we were kicked out.
Have to say, it felt good, kutoa stress na mtu. Mishty #goscrewyourself

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you need to change your friends. no, seriously, these are friends you need like a shoe with a hole in the sole…

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Unapigana juu ya kiatu

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hehehehehe! Unapiga someone who is not fighting back?..

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Karma is a bitch…!!!

Huyo mpadre ni smart

Ujinga ni mob,ningekuwa hapo ningekunyorosha na nikupandishe mkokoteni ya Baragoi, Try me coward!!

hehehe Una ufala buda, track down @mishty umutwange instead

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Sasa tukipigie makofi ama? Jamaa and the way you seem sensible kumbe uko na ujinga ya kuzaliwa nayo

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:D:D:D:D

Nice story bro. Imenibamba sana.

juu ya kiatu!!! u and ur bois haven’t seen how dangerous bar brawls can be!

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Hehe…niko sensible most

Sio juu ya kitu. Nimesema ni juu ya mishty. Collateral damage by association.

Ile siku utapigwa risasi juu ya bar fight ndiyo utajua

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that wasn’t cool. after kusema profanities am sure alisema ka pole. as a man ungekubali hiyo pole story iishe. He just went to have fun and hiyo kukanyaga kiatu was by accident which ni common kwa club. not cool at all.

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Buda @mishty ni Bingwa scrotum shiny eyes mwenzako. Mbona uliumiza sing bure?

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Huyo mkalasinga atakuwa anaogopa watu wako na cocaine white air force 1

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Next time dedicate hizo sweep na blows to me

Wow, kumbe people do take online stuff so serious. Next time utajinyonga alafu uache ka note ati ni juu ya cyber bullying LOL. Toughen up princess.

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