Mama Clichy, ebu piga zile viatu zangu sunday best rangi, nimealikwa party na mdosi wangu Patel.

My husband uko sure umealikwa party ama u are going for those Gilbeys drinking sprees pale Kayole.

LICHOTI: wewe mama Nimesema upige viatu zangu rangi. Mhindi ametualika kwa party ya kampuni. Usiulize maswali

Sawa my husband
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Later on at a dingy Kayole pub
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LICHOTI: wasee wasee mna jua niaje? Leo nime enjoy mwife ati naenda bash ya mdosi hahahaha hahahaha

JONTEZ: oya Lichoti, unajua una pesa zangu haujanilipa. I want my 2K sai sai na sicheki.

LICHOTI: manze sina Kakitu mtu wangu

JONTEZ: ebu Kamu kiasi kwa hii backroom tubonge

LICHOTi : swafi

JONTEZ: will u take it the easy way or the hard way?

5mins later Lichoti is seen running out of the back room and out of the pub while holding his already falling trouser.
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JONTEZ: very lucky quadrijoint mlevi…run away kabisa.

Back home.

MAMA CLICHY: Haiya my husband kwani bash has been cancelled, why home this early.

LICHOTI: please pack my bags nimeenda ushago kimilili. Nairobi imenishida.

The next day in Kimilili
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:D:D:D:D
Wewe ni Friday, wacha watu wakunywe bwana!

little fella utaheshimu shemeji na si tafadhali

nyonya yeye mboro shenzi

Johntez => lichoti
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Hio ugali ya brown imeweza sana. Ukikula hio kwa mwezi moja unafikisha threshold.

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:D:D nimeland

Kimìlili ama

Mgisu jinga

Ngamia bila mkia

@sludgist ushatombwa mkia ?

Saitan mkuu

Predictable but still entertaining as fuck.

@Panyaste ,Today is ktalk gay day.We honour you…

Hizi picha huwa unatoa wapi mbilikimo mjinga?

guiness na starwberry milkshake?
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Chimpanzee tulia