Mama ya VIP fulani ako Nairobi hospital

Elderly lady who is believed to be mother to a VIP citizen is the person who was rushed into Nairobi Hospital. She was cut with a panga on the head and is in critical condition. More to follow.

HHelicopters and posh cars zimejaa hapo

Reporting for gutter press news its ya boi Panyaste.

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Niaje @Alai

Whoever was wielding that panga, his life, as he knew it, has officially ended.

@Panyaste , si huyo atachunishwa skuma kamiti if he isnt sentenced to death? :smiley:

J&J inc is my source

Lets wait for the news

Are you sure it was a panga…it must have been a priceless Viking Sword artifact that sat right above the mantle. It couldn’t just have been a common peasant panga.

Wakiita panga machette kwa news tutakubali

Fisked

Machete no za vigilantes.Panga ni ya shamba.

It’s the mother to Yatta MP Charles Kilonzo.