Mans aligraduate 10yrs ago. He has never found a job so akaona the only way to make a living nikuingia jikoni ya outdoors inayotumia kuni as it’s source of fuel/energy kupikia watu wa offisi lunchez na kuwapelekea hadi kwa offisi like the slave he is. Meet Michael Mbugua an office food delivery hawker.
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Mans uamuka ngware kitu 4am ndio akimbize kiyambis sokoni to buy ingredients for his food. Kumbuka at this time his clients wako usingizi mbaya.
By 6.30am manz isharudi kwa shack yake and just like a mwoman anaingia jikoni ya outdoors anaanza kupikia wateja dishy (kumbuka ni graduate)
By 10am anafanya final touches na kuanza safari ya CBD kitu 11am. Mtaa ni ongwaro.
By 12.30 ule hawker graduate amefika tao nakuanza his slave work ya kupelekea watu wa office lunches. Some buildings anaingia bila kusumbuliwa but most buildings ma watchmen hungry tiger umsumbua… He either has to part with kitu kidogo ama awachie kadish wasosi.
Usisahau kuna hawk eyed kanjo n health workers on the streets. Dish mingi zinanunuliwa on credit (andika kitabu) zilipwe mwisho na hapa haukosi defaulters.
Kitu saa nane unusu anaanza kurudia hia plastic tins. Anarudi mtaani anainamisha kiyambis kama mwoman na kwanza kuziosha.
Kesho yake repeat and rinse
Na mtu bado anapanua mdomo kauka akisema. Riwe riwaro ruto 2022. Kuna watu huwa hawajipendi
This very ingenious and noble, thenks for highliting this guys work. Nimepata idea nyingine ya side hustle! Wewe endelea kunyonya midget benefits courtesy of the Germans pore pore
Meanwhile, the village idiot from Kenya now scrubbing loos in Germany thinks that he’s arrived and keeps posting accounts of his miserable immigrant’s existence.
Eating in a shoarma tent with white ghetto skanks on Valentine’s Day is haute cuisine to the rat.
