Mantra distortion

It has been my mantra that slapping ones wife is wrong,but yesternight I clobbered my second wife mercilessly.
It so happened that I left town late around 1am got home to a warm welcome(this being her week to host me -I spend a week at each wife’s-)only to be served githeri!
The issue is not githeri(it’s one of my favorite foods -am gikuyu karing’a-)but the question was who prepared it?
She runs one of my shops in town and she closes at around 10pm!so there is no way she could have prepared the githeri .
I posed the question n she bluntly told me that it was the housegirl who had prepared it !
I’m a gikuyu man n I couldn’t fathom the whetherwithal of a polygamist having to eat food prepared by the housegirl!
I stopped eating the food barely after two mouthfuls n descended on her raining slaps from ‘‘miena yothe yumaga huho’’!
This morning she’s woken up with black eye but she says she sees sense!
My rule never to assault my wives was broken yesterday but I don’t regret!
P.s I won’t do it again!

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i will wait for the comments…

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@Guru, @Mrs4thletter, @Phenomenal Woman, @Purr_27, @Supu don kujeni hapa.
Talk to the neanderthal

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Duka yake iko pande gani?

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Sarcasm. No man clobbers his wife and say it like u have said it.

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truly, she deserved that…kana arendaga woee kihiki kingi gia gatatu(read mboch) giku-rugagire githeri

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I don’t mind who prepares my food bora it is well cooked. I say this because I know good cooks are hard to come by.

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Women are not to be beaten my friend. Mend your ways. A list of things to beat; drums, Manchester United, hangovers, and other things, but not someone’s daughter.

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What if she attacks you?

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Would a woman attack you for no reason?

That is not the question. The question is, what if a woman attacks you? Won’t you fight back?

For every action, there is always an opposite and equal reaction. Any other question(s)?

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Witurure,muriu…gukagwo ari atumia aigana ?

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Neanderthal ni wewe …
Siwezi kula food imepikwa na mwanamke mwingine unless nimuoe pia

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Since it seems you’ve lacked the avenue to direct your manly strength (which btw ni kama hauna) it would be ideal ukipelekwa kwa river ukiwa uchi, upakwe jivu mwili yote uparare kama avatar, ufungwe mikono yote (btw ata hakuna haja wakufunge…its clear you want this!) alafu wakupatie grater ya carrot yenye ikona edges tudogo tudogo ndio ukigrate hikyo kikitu kyako kitoke kama sawdust ndogondogo. Ukishamaliza uone apo kumekua flat…chukua sasa Power Saw uweke line deep strategically…at least apo utakuwa ushakuwa mwanamke na ukona right ya kuenda kupigana na mwanamke mwenzako ju githeri ni mwitu.

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Gutingithie uguo!
No nirunano tundu nioye dingemuhura!
Ira aramakire muno!

My wife anaweza saidiwa kazi zote but kunipikia na kunifulia hiyo nijukumu yake pekee!

In this day-n-age, hio ndio tunaita UPUSS!! Its totally insignificant.

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Are wa aaka ana ,
Na gutire wagaga kumutuberia

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