Marriage...a fraud

Thiem · May 23, 2019, 1:45pm

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Thiem · May 23, 2019, 1:48pm

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dingoo_wa_ingoo · May 23, 2019, 1:50pm

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Epiphany.

Nimejam_bado · May 23, 2019, 1:51pm

Condor · May 23, 2019, 1:52pm

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Mimi_Huwa_Namwaga_Nd · May 23, 2019, 2:09pm

Most people today get into marriage because of guaranteed ‘free’ sex. The first couple of months or years will be as steamy as a perfect scene on ‘Shades Of Grey’ then a baby pops up and before you know it, you’re partner looks like a lost hippopotamus. Baby number 2,3 and maybe 4, and you just can’t keep up anymore with the stretch marks, sagging breasts and deformed clitoris.

At this point, excuses take centrestage. Trust issues emerge and communication diminishes proportionately. In about two or three years,the both of you totally lose interest in each other with the husband left to roam the world from Kamakis to Cabanas ,Carnivore to Koinnage , seeking pleasures from young flesh and blood. The result is HIV ,a broken family and hopeless orphans.

AMG members, DON’T GET MARRIED.

Me? I would just save that money and buy a BMW M4 instead.

Kibinda_Nkoye · May 23, 2019, 2:22pm

Most people today get into marriage because of guaranteed ‘free’ sex. The first couple of months or years will be as steamy as a perfect scene on ‘Shades Of Grey’ then a baby pops up and before you know it, you’re partner looks like a lost hippopotamus. Baby number 2,3 and maybe 4, and you just can’t keep up anymore with the stretch marks, sagging breasts and deformed clitoris.

At this point, excuses take centrestage. Trust issues emerge and communication diminishes proportionately. In about two or three years,the both of you totally lose interest in each other with the husband left to roam the world from Kamakis to Cabanas ,Carnivore to Koinnage , seeking pleasures from young flesh and blood. The result is HIV ,a broken family and hopeless orphans.

AMG members, DON’T GET MARRIED.

Me? I would just save that money and buy a BMW M4 instead.

You must have been married in your previous life! :D:D

Mimi_Huwa_Namwaga_Nd · May 23, 2019, 2:34pm

Hehehe, there is a reason why the concept of marriage is only pushed so vehemently on naive 20-something, testosterone-drenched and perpetually horny young men. By the time wanafunguka macho in their late 30s and early 40s, it is often too late for them to do squat. Inabidi wamekubali serikali vile iko!!

WuTang · May 23, 2019, 2:40pm

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It_s_Le_Scumbag · May 23, 2019, 2:41pm

Most people today get into marriage because of guaranteed ‘free’ sex. The first couple of months or years will be as steamy as a perfect scene on ‘Shades Of Grey’ then a baby pops up and before you know it, you’re partner looks like a lost hippopotamus. Baby number 2,3 and maybe 4, and you just can’t keep up anymore with the stretch marks, sagging breasts and deformed clitoris.

At this point, excuses take centrestage. Trust issues emerge and communication diminishes proportionately. In about two or three years,the both of you totally lose interest in each other with the husband left to roam the world from Kamakis to Cabanas ,Carnivore to Koinnage , seeking pleasures from young flesh and blood. The result is HIV ,a broken family and hopeless orphans.

AMG members, DON’T GET MARRIED.

Me? I would just save that money and buy a BMW M4 instead.

Energizer · May 23, 2019, 2:55pm

Ukifanya makosa ya @kumwaga ndani utaona moshi for the next 18 years. Na pengine mtoi sio wako. Hawa watu ni masaitan wallahi.

system · May 23, 2019, 3:52pm

If you are a man…no I mean a Ktalker and you are against marriage park nduthi yako pale kando uendelee kuwank polepole…and stop posting streads here and there trying to comfort or console yourself everytime.

Darkberry · May 23, 2019, 4:29pm

Two people living under the same roof sharing resources.

system · May 23, 2019, 4:32pm

Most people today get into marriage because of guaranteed ‘free’ sex. The first couple of months or years will be as steamy as a perfect scene on ‘Shades Of Grey’ then a baby pops up and before you know it, you’re partner looks like a lost hippopotamus. Baby number 2,3 and maybe 4, and you just can’t keep up anymore with the stretch marks, sagging breasts and deformed clitoris.

At this point, excuses take centrestage. Trust issues emerge and communication diminishes proportionately. In about two or three years,the both of you totally lose interest in each other with the husband left to roam the world from Kamakis to Cabanas ,Carnivore to Koinnage , seeking pleasures from young flesh and blood. The result is HIV ,a broken family and hopeless orphans.

AMG members, DON’T GET MARRIED.

Me? I would just save that money and buy a BMW M4 instead.

And also tell more lies and be caught tripping all over the place. Ulifika Monaco?

system · May 23, 2019, 4:40pm

Why are you obsessed with something you claim you are not interested in? There is something known as reverse pyschology. In short unaamka and describe something or something you purportedly hate. All the time. If you did not care you would not even bother with such stuff.

Thiem · May 23, 2019, 4:46pm

Am just starting…by the time nimalizane na hii campaign you will be the only supporting marriage…enough is enough…tumechokaa

Karoga · May 23, 2019, 5:28pm

Beta males should watch video ya Greg Adams ,bait and switch video pale YouTube.

Mimi_Huwa_Namwaga_Nd · May 23, 2019, 5:30pm

If there’s someplace i don’t fib around or joke with is my Toxic Masculinity. Take that home. Many men will die without experiencing the wondrous beauty of the vast world just bcoz the ascribed to some stupid marriage chieth.

system · May 23, 2019, 5:40pm

Utachoka kujiongelesha. Huku Ukay hii nonsense haijashika that much.

Mosafa · May 23, 2019, 5:50pm

Marriage sucks…kwanza for women like me…fucck marriage