Masaibu ya Aunt flo

#1
Wacha nlipe deni. Cc @Tommy Lee Sparta @Afro @Meria Mata na @Waithelelo ...........

After Wangari, a short light skinned singo madha, mEmbu with knocked knees and very edible ameninyima hio kitu yake for long, finally nliipata nkamleta kejani.

Game ilikuwa ni early kick off kabla majirani warudi kutoka mashuguli zao. Jua tu zile keja za ghetto where privacy is a priviledge alafu to avoid being on the weekly muchene chart kwa ploti ilibidi tu katambe na mapema. Mmadha akakataa siwes fanya hio kitu kama kuna light so nkafunga dirisha. Wacha ntafute kambosho, hakapatikani. Kugurumisha hio mtambo iive ikawa ni shida kumbe mama ya mtu ameng'olewa kinembe, haiko.

After false starts kadha ikabidi niendee grease, nkapaka hio nyap vizuuri. Since hakuwa anafeel romance yangu ilibidi ni dive ndani teketeke, ilikuwa lazima ntembeze mucakwe liwe liwalo. Nkazama bila life jacket. Sazile naanza kufeel comfortable ndo huyo ati, kush unaniumiza wacha nkakojoe nirudi. Akachomoka, akafanya yake kwa ka container pale kwa kona alafu akarudi sahio kamucakwe kashapigwa na upepo kakazima.

By then I was a nduthi enthusiast so kuamsha Abdalla was not a big deal. Nkaichocha chapchap ikatii nkamueka ile style ya ma bishop na kupiga jerk kwa bed. Nkamtembezea mucakwe na fujo nkama nlikuwa na chuki nayeye.

Kidogo akakuwa unusually wet nkajua kuna mahali nmegonga. Mimi kujichocha nka adjust rhythm akatulia, nduru zikapotea akaanza kupumua nikama anahema. Na mimi ni nani, nkasindilia yeye kabisa. Less than 5 mins alikuwa amekam twice na Ile ku.cum alikam ya pili wueh! akanivuruta maskio na ubaya kidogo azingoe, nkaangusha shot kabla niumizwe zaidi alafu nkajiweka kando.

Kufungua dirisha nipate light angalau ntafute ka kitamba npanguze njoti kwa mjolobo, kamadha kakawika ..... "ngai, kuria nini hii sasa umefanya?" Kucheki kitu ananisho, my only white bedsheet iko na a big red patch mahali alikuwa amelalisha, najicheki napata nkama jolobo imecrack kila mahali lakini hakuna uchungu. kucheki poa, ni damu imekaukia. Aiiii .... kwani alikuwa virgo na already ashazaa ama nlimwaga damu badala ya njoti? Kumbe aunt flo alikuwa amemtembelea.

Now what to do na sahio my main squeeze Waithelelo was to come for a sleep over that very evening na the only bedsheet nlikuwa nayo ndo hio ishakojolewa? Si kijana ya Njoroge nlikuwa na a vvvv long day.
 

trix

Village Elder
#2
Wacha nlipe deni. Cc @Tommy Lee Sparta @Afro @Meria Mata na @Waithelelo ...........

After Wangari, a short light skinned singo madha, mEmbu with knocked knees and very edible ameninyima hio kitu yake for long, finally nliipata nkamleta kejani.

Game ilikuwa ni early kick off kabla majirani warudi kutoka mashuguli zao. Jua tu zile keja za ghetto where privacy is a priviledge alafu to avoid being on the weekly muchene chart kwa ploti ilibidi tu katambe na mapema. Mmadha akakataa siwes fanya hio kitu kama kuna light so nkafunga dirisha. Wacha ntafute kambosho, hakapatikani. Kugurumisha hio mtambo iive ikawa ni shida kumbe mama ya mtu ameng'olewa kinembe, haiko.

After false starts kadha ikabidi niendee grease, nkapaka hio nyap vizuuri. Since hakuwa anafeel romance yangu ilibidi ni dive ndani teketeke, ilikuwa lazima ntembeze mucakwe liwe liwalo. Nkazama bila life jacket. Sazile naanza kufeel comfortable ndo huyo ati, kush unaniumiza wacha nkakojoe nirudi. Akachomoka, akafanya yake kwa ka container pale kwa kona alafu akarudi sahio kamucakwe kashapigwa na upepo kakazima.

By then I was a nduthi enthusiast so kuamsha Abdalla was not a big deal. Nkaichocha chapchap ikatii nkamueka ile style ya ma bishop na kupiga jerk kwa bed. Nkamtembezea mucakwe na fujo nkama nlikuwa na chuki nayeye.

Kidogo akakuwa unusually wet nkajua kuna mahali nmegonga. Mimi kujichocha nka adjust rhythm akatulia, nduru zikapotea akaanza kupumua nikama anahema. Na mimi ni nani, nkasindilia yeye kabisa. Less than 5 mins alikuwa amekam twice na Ile ku.cum alikam ya pili wueh! akanivuruta maskio na ubaya kidogo azingoe, nkaangusha shot kabla niumizwe zaidi alafu nkajiweka kando.

Kufungua dirisha nipate light angalau ntafute ka kitamba npanguze njoti kwa mjolobo, kamadha kakawika ..... "ngai, kuria nini hii sasa umefanya?" Kucheki kitu ananisho, my only white bedsheet iko na a big red patch mahali alikuwa amelalisha, najicheki napata nkama jolobo imecrack kila mahali lakini hakuna uchungu. kucheki poa, ni damu imekaukia. Aiiii .... kwani alikuwa virgo na already ashazaa ama nlimwaga damu badala ya njoti? Kumbe aunt flo alikuwa amemtembelea.

Now what to do na sahio my main squeeze Waithelelo was to come for a sleep over that very evening na the only bedsheet nlikuwa nayo ndo hio ishakojolewa? Si kijana ya Njoroge nlikuwa na a vvvv long day.
MEFFII THREAD!!!!Upussy ya Karumaindo.
 
#15
Hun :D:D:D wi muguruki for real...hekaya is bril' as usual. Some people don't understand the 'stuff behind hekayas' that you guys post. The creative juices behind such prose, the mastery of the lingua and most of all being able to articulate your thoughts pen put to paper. We don't care whether it is true or not. Lakini tafathali usinitoanishe sana:):). Otherwise Georgina will know all the crap I have had to put up with you.

We need hekayarists more than ever to enable us escape the horrible Kenyan political scene on this forum.

xxx Waithelelo Kush
 

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