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Jura

Village Elder
#1
After getting January payslip you feel demotivated and in low mood.so I decided Today I shall invite a pretty young fella to an Airbnb in ruai kupoesha mwili na kutoa stress.

After devouring on lamp ribs(man Giddy calls them karasta) and gobbling down a bottle of black label anabadilisha tone.she insists she's going home, she is not in the mood.I try to insist lakini wapi, she is adamant.nakubali nimechezwa.

i call an urber tunamwacha hapo globe round about mimi nkipelekwa kwa nyumba. I feel bad cz nmeenda hasara bure.av spend ksh.7500 na nmetoka na blue balls.one hour later I receive a call from manu (care taker of the Airbnb in ruai)
MANU:vpi boss, kwani mmeamua ni chain?
JURA:unamaanishaje manu, Sikuelewi..
MANU:kwani unakula Dem ukipea wenzako?
JURA: Dem mgani?
MANU:uyu Dem mmetoka na yeye apa si naona amerudi na jamaa wa Subaru, ni beshte yako?
JURA: Eeh, ni beshte yangu (I don't know the guy, deep down roho inawaka Moto)

Sitaongea mingi, wacha niseme tu uyo mwenye unatamani Sana Kuna mtu mahali amechoka na yeye.
Vijana wa Subaru muwache kukamua na nappier grass yangu.
 

Jaweed

Village Elder
#4
After getting January payslip you feel demotivated and in low mood.so I decided Today I shall invite a pretty young fella to an Airbnb in ruai kupoesha mwili na kutoa stress.

After devouring on lamp ribs(man Giddy calls them karasta) and gobbling down a bottle of black label anabadilisha tone.she insists she's going home, she is not in the mood.I try to insist lakini wapi, she is adamant.nakubali nimechezwa.

i call an urber tunamwacha hapo globe round about mimi nkipelekwa kwa nyumba. I feel bad cz nmeenda hasara bure.av spend ksh.7500 na nmetoka na blue balls.one hour later I receive a call from manu (care taker of the Airbnb in ruai)
MANU:vpi boss, kwani mmeamua ni chain?
JURA:unamaanishaje manu, Sikuelewi..
MANU:kwani unakula Dem ukipea wenzako?
JURA: Dem mgani?
MANU:uyu Dem mmetoka na yeye apa si naona amerudi na jamaa wa Subaru, ni beshte yako?
JURA: Eeh, ni beshte yangu (I don't know the guy, deep down roho inawaka Moto)

Sitaongea mingi, wacha niseme tu uyo mwenye unatamani Sana Kuna mtu mahali amechoka na yeye.
Vijana wa Subaru muwache kukamua na nappier grass yangu.
7500/=pu**y, Brathe si ukule to kitu ya ploti?:D
 

Jura

Village Elder
#10
Musiingilie Sana wakubwa, nlikua ntaka kula kitu decent, I have to admit she's pretty. Muelewe ni mtama nlikua narusha..
Wasichana wanafaa wajue if you are not ready to offer anything in return, usikule pesa ya mtu.its so painful bana.ningekua mtu mbaya ningemdrug nimkule ama ningemforce.but najiheshimu
 

Kahuni Maisha

Village Sponsor
#12
How to be useless: @Jura has a complete guide. Tukiwaambia malaya unatomba na unampea 1K mnajiona ati mnajua how to treat women. Kula ujeuri wako ghasia. You were trying to impress a malaya whom you thought can make a perfect girlfriend. BETA MALE OF THE WEEK
Let the man lick his wounds in peace and tranquility, hii thread ni ya kumpa pole. Then next week we revisit.
 

slevyn

Village Elder
#17
:D:D:D the tragedy ya kununulia kunguru expensive liquor... nunua gilbeys ama gin, buy those expensive looking liquor sets, marinate the bitch na cocktails. Works every time, after the first hii ni pombe gani she won't remember shit
 

Eng'iti

Village Sponsor
#20
:D:D:D the tragedy ya kununulia kunguru expensive liquor... nunua gilbeys ama gin, buy those expensive looking liquor sets, marinate the bitch na cocktails. Works every time, after the first hii ni pombe gani she won't remember shit
@Jura aweke io chupa ya black label vizuri sasa. Alafu sku ingine anasaka ngeus ana mwaga ka kane extra ndani ya io chupa. Then dame aanzie na tu cans mbili tatu. Saa yenye taste buds zimeshika pombe vizuuuuri ana unleash 'Black Label'.
And its game over!
 

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