May it come to be

Thanks to insomnia,I have thought about many ways of making it to the billionaires corridors / club.
According to my thoughts savings will not take me very far.
I need a lot of money to play around with,you know,kununua ka property hapa na pale,trading in t bonds n bills,offering consulting services,not revealing all my wealth to the wife,ensuring I have a monthly passive income of upto 400k …by the time I achieve all these…I will be playing golf na wazito wenzangu pale Muthaiga.
Wish me luck,may my future insomnia be bringing this kind of thoughts instead of those that keep telling me off how I can bang the likes of Muthoni wa Mukiri,another lady at the church till their bean lie flat,or how I should have superpowers to see tomorrow.
That is enough for today,sleep pls come

If you wish to play golf at Muthaiga, you can’t do so with a mere income of 400k pm. Hiyo ni kidogo Sana. Aim to be in the league of 2million pm.

Membership ni 1.2 million per year…

More like so.

Its good to have a notebook and a pen in your bedroom, most of these things are revealed to us deep in the night.

Kazi kwangu,nitang’ang’ana nimeona mwanga mahali

You can join the club even as a peasant depends on who you know. However, billionares with bad reputation also get rejected.

I gave up with money chasing when i realized that its only money that brings happiness, lots of other things do. Just be on the lookout.

Why are you pulling figures from your anus and presenting them before us. Membership muthaiga ni 550k while annual premiums are like 75k. Hio 1.2 million must have been suggested at a muguka base.

All the best pal

@Kimakia CSI I know that lady Muthoni wa Mukiri I schooled with her brother. So if I want to blow your cover nakuanika hapa mbele ya watu.

Uko na umama ya ajabu