@mayekeke @dr Luther HELOOOPPP!!!!!

Jana I took some makali. Too much. Then kuingia Ku watch ball ya wasito Arsenal. Couldn’t take any more drinks. I was high as fvck. Where I was majamaa walikuwa Na mogoks mob kwa karatasi ya black. Nikaomba matawi mbili. Manze wakani welcome bana. Sijui Kama Ni ju nilikuwa high. I ate too much like a goat. Like food. Am not used to them.

Fast forward nikaskia pombe imeshuka Na tuka win. Nikaacha Na nikaitisha tusker. Morning napata nimejiuma kwa mdomo. Inner cheeks. Was unable even to brush. But nilikuwa strong. Shughuli kiasi. By 10 am nikaskia kwenda haja kubwa. Sasa hapo ndio shida ilianza. Manze meffi haitoki. Naskia iko dry na huko ndani kama kokoto manze. Damn. Nikaachana Na Ku push. So niko Tu hapa cursing those damn twigs. Any help?

meffi imeabsorb maji

i sympathise but allow me to laugh:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Noted. Help

[SIZE=6]@mayekeke @dr Luther[/SIZE]

Practical + Theoretical help

hehehehehehe this made my day!

I will never look at those twigs again leave alone touching them. They belong to the devil.

First cut is always the deepest !

he he… @introvert hapa kuna mtu anahitaji Kiserian section kama ya jamaa wa mokdisho…

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Umejikamua HKM mwenyewe!!!

So you are still stuck with meffi up to this time:eek::eek::eek:… uliza wamama wanafanyanga nini na vaseline mtoto akishindwa kupata number 2

Are you an doctor? Sijakula anything bana

:D:D:D…ati C-sekshen ya kutoa meffi…inakaa ulikunywa superglue jamaa

Nope! but it is a home remedy that works for kids wakioverdose mapera/guavas

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Tafuta monkey trader akuuzie ndizi mob ukule.

Fanya hifi poss, kunya kwa karai iko na maji

if you can’t ruminate the twigs you are well and trully ferked Air Force One

Uuuwiii!
Ile plunger ya @culture inaweza saidia?

Kumbe @bjurmann uko na Blog…blocked log

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Azae meffi design ya water birth?
Shait.

[SIZE=5]Constipation remedy: Lemon water[/SIZE]
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The citric acid in lemon juice acts as a stimulant to your digestive system and can help flush toxins from your body. Squeeze fresh lemon juice into a glass of water every morning, or add lemon to tea; you may find that the refreshingly tart water not only acts as a natural remedy to your constipation but also that it helps you drink more water each day, which will improve your long-term digestion.