Nimeanza leave yangu sasa awaiting my birthday …(na bado sijaget bar brawl,but siko hapo leo) .leo nauliza advice.Sasa sometimes najipata home alone na mboch.I have always had this golden rule ati mboch ata usiangalie juu eventually atanza kukutawala na kudharau bibi na the end is always bad…always a bad ending.But sasa huyu kuna vile anavaa seductively ni kama ananiitia vitu.kuna vitu anavaa Mrs akitoka na pia Mrs akikaribia kurudi anachange ana vaa zile za ocha.na najua si mimi pekee naona coz juzi i had a friend amenitembelea mchana na akasema atakuwa anakuja kumsalimia ata kama wenye nyumba hatuko…nikajua baas,si mimi nilikuwa naona vitu zangu.sasa climax imekuwa jana nikingoja anipanulie anipakulie lunch.Kitu ikaniambia niende kujichukulia soda kwa fridge…kufika nilipata ameserve food kwa plate already and… wait for it…chick was adjusting her push-up bra vile mamelons zitajiinua vizuri.nikajua baaaaaass…kumbe naekewa mtego already.Now it got me thinking,what if ni mtego ndio nikue namchotea doh,or could it be just that chick is starved and need some d**king.
Sasa najua hapa kuna maexpert so saidieni.nitajuaje kama ni extortion ama ni njaa tu juu maybe ajautwa things for sometime?and if ni njaa,how does one go about “helping” her with her needs,and looking normal when the whole family is there?
Kwanza tuanze hapo pa kukupakulia chakula huyo c bibi yako aty akupakulie food you have two hands for a reason kuweka serv chakula when wife hayuko na kufap those are the two major ones
Hio kama ni mucakwe ndio mboch anadai my niger hehehe this will be the start of your downfall kula kwingine c mboch plus its obvious neighbor na watchie na kadhalika wapefanya standing ovation hapo
Boss, when she gets pregnant ndio utajua hujui. And don’t mention use of contraceptives, she’ll find a way around it to trap you. Lessons learnt from some dude who went through the same shit. Not a pretty experience. Family dissolved.
:D:Dok,first of all i have never labelled myself under either of such parameters and kila mtu hapa anajua i always fight such classifications…every man has got his own definition…but according to you alpha angedu?
Don’t view her as a mbotch. She is a woman just like the others. Na si eti ni wewe unapita na wewe. Ni yeye anakufanyia mahesabu. ni yeye anakueka kwa mtego. Ukiingia baaas! utajua hujui
Kula kitu na umwage ndaniii, kwani igo nini?..you will surprised one day to find out that even your dear beloved wife (wenye betas wanalia hapa ati respect ) was all-along being dicked by a close collegue
Sometimes a little paranoia helps in keeping you grounded. In your case, start imagining your wife has placed some hidden cameras in the house. That should disabuse you of this silly notion that’s creeping into your (big, and soon, small) head.
Usikule kuku inaishi chini ya roof yako… self entitlement itaingia first, beef na bibi, kids will notice eventually and your family will go to shit… nunua xbox oza akili ama tafuta mpango wa kando the other side of the city