Mboch vs Wifey

So pale kwa pigsty currently kuna kacontest ka hawa watu wawili.Wacha tugusie genesis ya hii story yote first;U see,for like three months hivi hatujakua na mboch…so the 6year old amekuwa akienda some sort of playgroup after school,na sai vile amefunga anaenda hiyo play group/daycare whole day hadi jioni tutoke job.for the three months,nimekuwa nikiishi kama bachelor(in terms of neatness and tidiness kwa hao) juu madam anasingizia ati time yote anaspend kushugulikia mtoi…which is equally important na sina ubaya na hiyo.ata food tumekuwa tukila bogus quickly-made meals.especialy asubuhi…mi humicrowave chai nakunywa ama ata nalenga at times coz me huamka 5am solo na yeye juu anaenda job 11am anabaki amedoz.nguo zangu na pasi sikuhizi ni bitter exlovers.
Sasa recently we acquired a mboch,msichana kazi anachapa poa.ukiingia jioni unaskia ukiwa home vizuri…food ni kicoast…nguo zangu na pasi wamerudiana;hewa safi kwa rooms…na mazuri mengineyo(dont read too much)…Sasa outburst imeanza juzi.mi niliamka 5 kama kawaida juu sitakangi kuchelewa kwa mpandre…imeshakuwa hadi routine ye(mboch) huamka pia 5 ndio nikitoka bafu napata breakfast ready.so mi nilitoka bafu nikaenda nikavaa nikarudi kitchen nikapata anamalizia ka sandwich …nikatoa majokes kidogo…kumbe aligiggle sana…wacha simba marara a.k.a lioness akatokelezea…msichana wa watu akaambiwa kazi ya kunipika asubuhi si yake na yeye anafaa kuconcetrate na mtoi na kazi za nyumba general.leo asubuhi nimewacha madam amechambua all y clothes ready for ironing.
MY QUESTION IS:why would a woman neglect her roles to her a man but feel threatened when another neutral party takes them up?shida ya hawa watu ni nini?Meanwhile kwa wale mna mabibi na househelps (housegirls to be precise) mnaishingi aje ndio standoff/ndogomano kama hii isitokee?

Woman are territorial. She marking her territory. She knew it start with a smile next time ako juu yako akikupump.

From the start a wise woman would prepare your meals, mboch adeal na kazi zingine. I’d wife that girl pronto, she’s the one who makes that house a home

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Great position

:D:Dcant live without them though

Simple: you married a lazy specimen. Hii mambo yote ni kwa sababu hataki kuamka 5AM.

At the same time I think both of you lack parenting skills. Poor child.

As a man sooner or later ungeanza kupata ideas na ivyo ndio utakaangwa na mafuta moto

I couldn’t agree more…

Bibi yako ana mchezo sana! Anaexpect akuwe spectator kwa hao, mboch afanye kila kitu? Mwambie atembee salon za mitaa apewe story vile mamboch hugeuzwa kuwa mabibi. Ata angemfukuza alete mwingine mara hiyo hiyo.

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Buda get a middle aged maid you wont desire coz ka ni houseGYAL not houseMAID then kutakuwa na serious fireworks which will eventually affect the whole family in no time at all, coz u’ll keep getting caught drooling and flirting with the help, that’s guaranteed.

I have been accused on several occasions of having a soft spot for our current house girl. The girl is so responsible around the house. Anachunga watoto vizuri, makes sure I have something to bite na maji nikiwa home, cleans like craze.
Ushawahi ona MTU watoi wako comfortable around hata mkiwa home they would rather spend time with her than you? Someone you can wholly trust with your kids? Hivo sasa. She always regales my kids with stories from Meru which they really love and giggle to hysterically.
To reward her, she gets frequent hand outs from me in addition to the salary given by my wife. I strive to make her feel like part of the family. Too bad this pisses of mama watoto.

Mamboch pia hufurahi ukiwaongelesha, na nunus ungepewa pia ungeendelea na hizo jokes.

You are lucky she gets pissed off or gets concerned about the attention you give the gal. Some women get so busy that they don’t even notice until it’s too damn late.

mi bado ni bachelor kwanza mi niko kwa keja ya mathe…sihami mpaka nipate pesa

lakini hapo in the end ingebaki umekuamua hiyo mali tu…mboch na mzee wa nyumba ni kama paka na panya mtapatana tu na mmoja atakula mwingine .

N/B: Housegirls are the easiest way to get laid real quick. kwanza wewe mzee wa nyumba hata hutakuwa ukiuliza unapewa tu chap chap!!

No matter what you do now, she is doomed. Atatafutiwa makosa kama @It’s Le Scumbag …:wink:

vile umeambiawa hapo na mtu wa chupli, “U Married a Lazy wife” just wait she sends the mboch parking then gets back to her lazy behavior, utajua, laiti ungalijua, ungali…

Always keep them on their toes, when they know you are desirable to other women, they are forced to improve.

Just make sure you eat away… When you start with a mboch… You cant stop… Since it’s always available… Kwanza akivaa mini kwa nyumba… Kwisha wewe…

hio ndio kitu sijaifanya.i always treat them as little sisters…