Goodafternoon my brothers and sisters from another mama? There is an issue which am struggling with here tafasali.
Whenever I am my real actual self and pick up women, the chances of me getting laid are 3/10 as in only 3 outta 10 ladies will find the real me interesting and actually gimmi the cookie.
But whenever I embrace a split personality by developing a fake confidence/personality, the chances are 10/10 as in wote wanajipa. This is characterized by story mingi sana mimi huwapea za uongo na machocha about a fake life which I only dream of.
Niko hapa roysambu nyuma ya TRM and last year i was chasing Joyce by being the real cool and calm me bila story mob na hata hakuwai kua idhaaa yangu as in she never showed any interest in me. But this Jauary ikianza tulipatana and mimi huyo with my split personality nilichocha Joyce na uongo mob sana with a fake confidence which I got from 'The Real Husbands Of Holywood" (in this tv show, kevin hart uses alot of tricks and lies which land many women on his bed). Joyce huyo alijipa nikakuta vitu which I even regreted later. The sex wasnt even worth it. Ushawai chase dem for a very long time and after eating the cookie you’re like wtf is this shit? as in she is so whack in bed heri hata ungecheza 2 chini… is it only me ama do u guyz also have this split personality that gets you laid? are you your real selves?
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hata wakiwa wadogo walikua wanapenda ma uwongo za cinderella na sijui princess in a castle. its something to do with reconnecting na childhood. the same reason is why mwanaume mzima wa fifte ako na fixation na boobs. childhood memories ‘anchors’
Women are boring for real… I litterally give my chicks expiring dates for the r/ship. kwanza akishika remote aruke E! huyu anachokoza expiration date… and if you think am bieng biased organize a party we na maboys hata bila plan mtu pata muko saga na plot madem kwa bash wako kwa kiti wanazorora watu ama as they like hiding it as team about to get lit.I feel sorry for this generation kuka kitchen most of your childhood limits your imagination am just saying…inbound feminazi sqaud
Wtf dude? Mimi sitafuti mschana. I can pick any girl anywehere. Shida ni hii split personality that ladies are attracted to instead of the real self. U get me?
If the aim is getting puthy my brother say anything that aids that pursuit, make up stories if you have to akipanua congratulate yourself with a man of the match performance.
PS: Your life seems like a boring mess, audit your life choices