Meeting in my Bedroom

To all the youngin’s, there is actually a song by that name!
You can sing it to your Bitch (babe) before you fuck (make love).
It’s really good! Look for it.

Free advice from a mzee (born when music was music)

By silk

Lala Nani tutaimba wimbo ama tutatombana?

Niuzie kuma

Excuse me. I don’t sell or peddle that. #taken by a handsome Luo man

You can’t use handsome and luo in the same sentence

Why?

Chund mer

Mand oliktiga

Oliktiga. Haha. Ng’ano ofuwo kabisa.

Wiye ombachni

Who isn’t able to tame ya nymphomania… What a world.

I don’t have to answer, yet I will.

Chieth maduong.Ifuwo

Peko pier

Peko pier?In gay bwana?

Muthiita wa ng’uuru

Sawa

Kikiikiii kizungu orumoo teng manadiii

Nind. Anyalo yanyi ayany ma nyalo miyo Icollapse.