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[SIZE=5]A jamaa enters a matt and sit close to me and has not fungad the zip. I tell him, “boss funga zip”. He looks at me with those WTF eyes.

I ask, is it wrong for a lady to tell a dude to funga the zip?

Njuri Ncheke your advice will be highly appreciated.

Watu ya picha, niliambia this dude to simama so that I take a photo but alikataa[/SIZE]

Sisi “TEAM MAFISI” hatutaki picha ya zip ya mwanaume, hata kama ni hekaya, isorait.

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As @Mundu Mulosi said.

You use matatus? Sadness of wife.

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Vile @Mundu Mulosi amesema. We believe you.

Close to you ama next to you?

Unatuchukia sana sisi kama wanaume. Lakini you shouldnt give orders, but you should just inform him that the trouser is unzipped. Ukiniambia “boss funga zip” Siwezi funga unless the thing is peeking out.

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Picha ya akiingia matatu priss

I was very polite and I said in hush tone.
@elmer gari iko parking

Women are a confused lot, one time they don’t want to see a D or it’s form thereof, other times they are craving for the D.
Unlike us teammafisi, anytime is play time.

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What were you looking @ kama sio tamaa ya D*ck

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i also as @spax use matatus seems you are not a kenyan or wewe ni mtoto ya biwot

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then does this…
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Are @Mundu Mulosi and @mlosi related?

Approximately in 3hrs time, i will be in a brothel enjoying my DF session. @Deorro niweke picha?

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Asubuhi hii jameni?:eek::eek:

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Saa hizi niko job. Weka usiku nikirudi nyumbani niwank nayo before nirarue vitu

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sasa wewe ni team fisi ya madame? isokay

huu ujinga zipper yangu kuwa wazi na wewe kutopea macho yako shughuli kwingine hapanashikana, we ona na usonge nilijua ilikua wazi kubaff

Wapi picha ya spax na osungu? :slight_smile:

ION, Njuri Ncheke will be issuing a statement shortly. Members of the press have been invited to cover the event live.

Signed

Chairman