Men: What is your problem!!!!?

Wanaume shida yenu inakuanga nini? So we just about had a fiery argument, I guess imekua tu ikichemka na ikamua kulipuka leo. Apparently, I am at fault for not “needing anything”. So this is what happened. Msee amenicall kauliza if I’ll be going over and I said no, because I have an early morning. I have a client that needs to collect some things as early as 7a.m and he’s strict on time. I suggest that bae comes over, coz it is more convenient for me than doing the morning transit. Agreed.

Dude calls me that he’s stopped at the supermarket, if I need anything? I say no, I don’t. He’s like " you’re sure? Nothing at all? " and I’m like " yep, I’m sure". So jamaa alifika, we had dinner, small talk kidogo but he was off a little. So Mimi and my lovely self after a nice hot shower and expecting myambuliko wa mapenzi naingia bedroom napata nimengojewa na minyambuliko ya sentesi!

Ooh sijui I am too proud to ask or receive anything, sijui mbona kila wakati nikiuliza what do you need unasemanga uko poa? Sijui this sijui that… Let me just say it turned awry. So mimi nikajikunja hadi kwa guest bedroom. Niko tu hapa wondering…nimekosea wapi?

Huyo jamaa ni ng’ombe Sana. I don’t ask what a woman needs when I am going to bang her in her place. I just do a ka-shopping of things she would require and some beauty stuff like lotion. Women minds are hard to deal with

It’s true you are proud

Ama what does “Kiburi” mean?

Hata wewe sio Mumama, kumbe ni ngo’mbe.
Hawayu sifo!

Yes I am proud but not to him. Utatolea aje kiburi mtu wako?

Wooishe usimuite ngombe.
Honestly I didn’t need anything na sionangi kama ni poa kumpatia list ya nikujie na hii na hii yet when I go to his, which is 90% of the time I rarely beba anything.

Actually, kiburi means a “very big goat” in her mother tongue.

True :D:D:D

Simp

So did you get smashed or did you have to tell him you already have your own estrogen and don’t need another estrogen carrier in your bed?
And change the title, because this is NOT a man’s problem, huyo wako yuko na the wrong hormonal balance.

Some men just like wining & fights, hio ni kitu ya kuanza vita kweli? I’m not hating or siding but I heard this from a female friend’s dad during a sherehe , mzee alituambia every evening he goes home to his woman yeye hubuy tu anything…milk,bread,nyama,wine, chocolate,mboga,etc. hawes ingia mkono tupu na haulizi, kitu ikikosekana the woman will either tell him or buy it herself. Simple.

maybe you’re giving out the wrong signals.

Siwes soma umama

Uwesmakende unasumbua

@Mboch Kiburi = @kush yule mnono = @Meria Mata

case closed

This is a sign of being desperate/beggar.

You are a simp of the simps.

His mistake is being comfortable in your house. That can never be me.

Peasant problems

Wanasema men’s primal instinct is to always provide so ukisema uko sawa anaona hapo iko shida.

I think he shouldn’t ask alete whatever, you can give them away if you really don’t need them.

So I am a simp for doing a small shopping for her? Wololoyaye?