• Dear our beloved President Uhuru Kenyatta, We wish you a happy birthday and to thank you for your service to our country. You are an inspiration to the youths, and we pray you have many more years to keep up the good work you are doing! Happy birthday our president!! Happy birthday our leader!!

Mike sonko advising people to defecate on their neighbours doorstep

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Elin

Village Elder
#4
Ukikosea jirani yako halafu akwambie wacha utoto, hata usibishane...
We jinyamazie na ukunywe chai yako uende job.

Lunch ikifika we enda kwa hotel
Itisha githeri ya 200 na avocado mbili.
Kunywa maji poa na urudi job..
Jioni ukitoka job nunua mahindi choma ya 50 upake pilipili vipoa na uhakikishe umeikula yote.

Ukifika home pika ugali ya kusiaga na sukuma na avocado usahau. Ikiiva toa nguo uishugulikie fit.
Ukimaliza we kunywa maji na ulale..
And incase of uhisi kwenda haja kubwa usiku.. We shuka tu polepole, we enda kwa ule mlango wa jirani ufanye mambo...Kesho asubuhi utasikia wakisema hii niya mtu mzima.. Hapo utajua we ni mtu mzima.
 
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Deorro

Guest
#9
This joke was originally created by Antony Nduati 2 years ago. He was admin of Majibu za machali Facebook page. Too bad some guy hacked n stole the page for selfish reasons but could not keep up with the creativity leading to the death of the page
 
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