Mike sonko advising people to defecate on their neighbours doorstep

Hahaha!

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hahaha; uu mjamaa ame-luuz it haki ya nani

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He just recycled an old joke. All in jest.

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Ukikosea jirani yako halafu akwambie wacha utoto, hata usibishane…
We jinyamazie na ukunywe chai yako uende job.

Lunch ikifika we enda kwa hotel
Itisha githeri ya 200 na avocado mbili.
Kunywa maji poa na urudi job…
Jioni ukitoka job nunua mahindi choma ya 50 upake pilipili vipoa na uhakikishe umeikula yote.

Ukifika home pika ugali ya kusiaga na sukuma na avocado usahau. Ikiiva toa nguo uishugulikie fit.
Ukimaliza we kunywa maji na ulale…
And incase of uhisi kwenda haja kubwa usiku… We shuka tu polepole, we enda kwa ule mlango wa jirani ufanye mambo…Kesho asubuhi utasikia wakisema hii niya mtu mzima… Hapo utajua we ni mtu mzima.

I have never heard it… And coming from a leader it gets a whole new meaning…

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True. It was in K=list last year and another talker also posted it today. :slight_smile:

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:D:D:D…Priceless!!!

Priceless? :eek:

This joke was originally created by Antony Nduati 2 years ago. He was admin of Majibu za machali Facebook page. Too bad some guy hacked n stole the page for selfish reasons but could not keep up with the creativity leading to the death of the page

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Coming from a Senator, that is very low, doesn’t he have something more useful to tell us than such tasteless jokes?

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Kwani Senator ni mungu. Si anashuta anaDF, anakunyia, anakula…e.t.c kama everyone else.

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This guy is nuts.

hivi ndio sonko sonko will get elected by guys under 30, this shit is funny bana

:D:D
this sonko fellow goes nuts at times!!