Mimi ile kitu naweza uliza.

[patco]

Even as we mourn the dearly departed middle class and other upper crust of Kenya’s society who populate Dusit and the Lavington Riverside area… ile kitu naweza uliza, hizo ambulance zote niliona juzi zinakuwaga wapi hoi polloi wakipata accident ama wakiwa kwa shida? Zinakuwaga wapi??

I did not know that Nairobi has so many ambulances. Pale Fort Ternan accident I still remember that Luhya mzee covered in mud and blood… motherfucker was caked in other victim’s blood in his mouth and ears… broken limbs and he still gave his story to the NTV news anchor. His poor relatives wondering how to ferry him from that run down health facility to a cheap nearby hospital. Sijui kama walitumia nduthi… no ambulance for hoi polloi.

Mizigo za hao hoi polloi zilitupanishwa na tractor… hahahaha. The nobodies.

Pale Dusit kama kungekuwa na space hata ndege za Amref zingetumwa zibebe Mudavadi jr na Khalwale jr. Anyway that is Kenya for you. I ain’t never seen those brand new military trucks in Garissa when shabab strikes hoi polloi nobodies…

Leo nimeweka thread ya Emily Wanjiru the little poet who was recently evicted together with her family. Niliiweka kama experiment vis-a-vis the Dusit outpouring of sympathy, and negroes were like unataka wasaidiwe kwa nini, they are just lazy hawana akili, wamekosa akili, wasaidiwe hadi siku gani… fuck them lazy bastards!!!

Same negroes on Cellulant dearly departed… ‘oh this is just sooo sad… this is just too painful… oh I can’t even handle this shit here, this shit here wanna make me shed blood and shit!!’

If the terrorists had hit Gachororo ECD ama Gachororo slum hata recce squad wangefika huko 3 hours late kama pale Garissa.

So you have a kid working at Cellulant (at Dusit ‘Grosvenor’ shiet British names) in his 30’s in a nice air conditioned office suite with a Thai samwich for lunch… OPTIONS YAANI…

And you have Gichunge from the Majengo slum Nyeri, former phone thief, zero prospects in life, since his country don’t give a fuck about him or so many others like him, until a fellow comes along and tells him about Somalia and the options therein, now that’s perspective right there. Kenya B the marginalized, killing Kenya A.

[KinaraHasidi]

@patco

Even as we mourn the dearly departed middle class and other upper crust of Kenya’s society who populate Dusit and the Lavington Riverside area… ile kitu naweza uliza, hizo ambulance zote niliona juzi zinakuwaga wapi hoi polloi wakipata accident ama wakiwa kwa shida? Zinakuwaga wapi??

I did not know that Nairobi has so many ambulances. Pale Fort Ternan accident I still remember that Luhya mzee covered in mud and blood… motherfucker was caked in other victim’s blood in his mouth and ears… broken limbs and he still gave his story to the NTV news anchor. His poor relatives wondering how to ferry him from that run down health facility to a cheap nearby hospital. Sijui kama walitumia nduthi… no ambulance for hoi polloi.

Mizigo za hao hoi polloi zilitupanishwa na tractor… hahahaha. The nobodies.

Pale Dusit kama kungekuwa na space hata ndege za Amref zingetumwa zibebe Mudavadi jr na Khalwale jr. Anyway that is Kenya for you. I ain’t never seen those brand new military trucks in Garissa when shabab strikes hoi polloi nobodies…

Leo nimeweka thread ya Emily Wanjiru the little poet who was recently evicted together with her family. Niliiweka kama experiment vis-a-vis the Dusit outpouring of sympathy, and negroes were like unataka wasaidiwe kwa nini, they are just lazy hawana akili, wamekosa akili, wasaidiwe hadi siku gani… f**k them lazy bastards!!!

Same negroes on Cellulant dearly departed… ‘oh this is just sooo sad… this is just too painful… oh I can’t even handle this shit here, this shit here wanna make me shed blood and shit!!’

If the terrorists had hit Gachororo ECD ama Gachororo slum hata recce squad wangefika huko 3 hours late kama pale Garissa.

So you have a kid working at Cellulant (at Dusit ‘Grosvenor’ shiet British names) in his 30’s in a nice air conditioned office suite with a Thai samwich for lunch… OPTIONS YAANI…

And you have Gichunge from the Majengo slum Nyeri, former phone thief, zero prospects in life, since his country don’t give a f**k about him or so many others like him, until a fellow comes along and tells him about Somalia and the options therein, now that’s perspective right there. Kenya B the marginalized, killing Kenya A.

Pole kwa masaibu ya kuwa mKenya

[ramboshama]

Alshabab strategists are aware of all these aspects.That is why waliacha kutuma grenades Eastlando because it does not “shake” the nation.

[cortedivoire]

If they bomb here, am sure half the numbers of casualties will be talkers.
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[Micymas]

@cortedivoire

If they bomb here, am sure half the numbers of casualties will be talkers.
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sharrup. stop givin nigroes ideas

[Bwenyenye]

@patco

Even as we mourn the dearly departed middle class and other upper crust of Kenya’s society who populate Dusit and the Lavington Riverside area… ile kitu naweza uliza, hizo ambulance zote niliona juzi zinakuwaga wapi hoi polloi wakipata accident ama wakiwa kwa shida? Zinakuwaga wapi??

I did not know that Nairobi has so many ambulances. Pale Fort Ternan accident I still remember that Luhya mzee covered in mud and blood… motherfucker was caked in other victim’s blood in his mouth and ears… broken limbs and he still gave his story to the NTV news anchor. His poor relatives wondering how to ferry him from that run down health facility to a cheap nearby hospital. Sijui kama walitumia nduthi… no ambulance for hoi polloi.

Mizigo za hao hoi polloi zilitupanishwa na tractor… hahahaha. The nobodies.

Pale Dusit kama kungekuwa na space hata ndege za Amref zingetumwa zibebe Mudavadi jr na Khalwale jr. Anyway that is Kenya for you. I ain’t never seen those brand new military trucks in Garissa when shabab strikes hoi polloi nobodies…

Leo nimeweka thread ya Emily Wanjiru the little poet who was recently evicted together with her family. Niliiweka kama experiment vis-a-vis the Dusit outpouring of sympathy, and negroes were like unataka wasaidiwe kwa nini, they are just lazy hawana akili, wamekosa akili, wasaidiwe hadi siku gani… f**k them lazy bastards!!!

Same negroes on Cellulant dearly departed… ‘oh this is just sooo sad… this is just too painful… oh I can’t even handle this shit here, this shit here wanna make me shed blood and shit!!’

If the terrorists had hit Gachororo ECD ama Gachororo slum hata recce squad wangefika huko 3 hours late kama pale Garissa.

So you have a kid working at Cellulant (at Dusit ‘Grosvenor’ shiet British names) in his 30’s in a nice air conditioned office suite with a Thai samwich for lunch… OPTIONS YAANI…

And you have Gichunge from the Majengo slum Nyeri, former phone thief, zero prospects in life, since his country don’t give a f**k about him or so many others like him, until a fellow comes along and tells him about Somalia and the options therein, now that’s perspective right there. Kenya B the marginalized, killing Kenya A.

pure facts.

I realize it’s easy having this perspective when you’re outside looking in; like I once was. once you’re in, your vision just gets blurry, and you lose perspective. it’s sad.

[Kahuni_Maisha]

@patco

Even as we mourn the dearly departed middle class and other upper crust of Kenya’s society who populate Dusit and the Lavington Riverside area… ile kitu naweza uliza, hizo ambulance zote niliona juzi zinakuwaga wapi hoi polloi wakipata accident ama wakiwa kwa shida? Zinakuwaga wapi??

I did not know that Nairobi has so many ambulances. Pale Fort Ternan accident I still remember that Luhya mzee covered in mud and blood… motherfucker was caked in other victim’s blood in his mouth and ears… broken limbs and he still gave his story to the NTV news anchor. His poor relatives wondering how to ferry him from that run down health facility to a cheap nearby hospital. Sijui kama walitumia nduthi… no ambulance for hoi polloi.

Mizigo za hao hoi polloi zilitupanishwa na tractor… hahahaha. The nobodies.

Pale Dusit kama kungekuwa na space hata ndege za Amref zingetumwa zibebe Mudavadi jr na Khalwale jr. Anyway that is Kenya for you. I ain’t never seen those brand new military trucks in Garissa when shabab strikes hoi polloi nobodies…

Leo nimeweka thread ya Emily Wanjiru the little poet who was recently evicted together with her family. Niliiweka kama experiment vis-a-vis the Dusit outpouring of sympathy, and negroes were like unataka wasaidiwe kwa nini, they are just lazy hawana akili, wamekosa akili, wasaidiwe hadi siku gani… f**k them lazy bastards!!!

Same negroes on Cellulant dearly departed… ‘oh this is just sooo sad… this is just too painful… oh I can’t even handle this shit here, this shit here wanna make me shed blood and shit!!’

If the terrorists had hit Gachororo ECD ama Gachororo slum hata recce squad wangefika huko 3 hours late kama pale Garissa.

So you have a kid working at Cellulant (at Dusit ‘Grosvenor’ shiet British names) in his 30’s in a nice air conditioned office suite with a Thai samwich for lunch… OPTIONS YAANI…

And you have Gichunge from the Majengo slum Nyeri, former phone thief, zero prospects in life, since his country don’t give a f**k about him or so many others like him, until a fellow comes along and tells him about Somalia and the options therein, now that’s perspective right there. Kenya B the marginalized, killing Kenya A.

It’s a high time we reflected on who we are as a society.

[Bazuka]

Its a society of haves and haves not, iyo inequility ni lzima whether rich vs poor ama black vs white
Hata US Shabaab wako

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBiKdklg9gM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_KA6kO8Q0Y

Hapa Kenya hata kama hauna kakitu afadhali urudi ocha ukalime ama ufanye mjengo. Hii ujinga ya wizi, ujangili ama umungiki watamalizwa
Intelligence hapa iko juu sana. Hao wajinga wa wajengo watajua hawajui

[patco]

@Bazuka

Its a society of haves and haves not, iyo inequility ni lzima whether rich vs poor ama black vs white
Hata US Shabaab wako

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBiKdklg9gM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_KA6kO8Q0Y

Hapa Kenya hata kama hauna kakitu afadhali urudi ocha ukalime ama ufanye mjengo. Hii ujinga ya wizi, ujangili ama umungiki watamalizwa
Intelligence hapa iko juu sana. Hao wajinga wa wajengo watajua hawajui

Hio “ujinga” itamalazwa na nini? Na bunduki?!

Juu hio ni swali nimeuliza hata akina pamba papa hapa before… can you really kill them all???

You can’t. You can’t. Ntv said they are estimated to be over 9,000… they were 4,000 in 2014.

some even fight, then come back and chill out kidogo, then go back. They have money. We’ve heard the story before. And now they are affiliated with the real money, the Arab money, Al Qaeda.

The thing is you have to fight jobs with jobs. Jobs vs better jobs!

Because what they have here is a JOB. A cause. Respect. Opportunity to contribute. They even get the chance to live in Guango gated community right next to the Cellulant kids. Hata kama it’s for a few years.

What Al Shabab is simply doing is holding up a mirror, “look at what we’ve done! We are taking your discarded lot, the dredges and using them to fight you! We have given them a cause… a purpose!”

[patco]

This is exactly how America lost the war on gangs. Because Shabab is really a gang. Since the 1960s America and even Brazil chose to use force. America has jailed over 2 million Blacks and Latinos but today the gangs are stronger than ever. Booming business even in prison. The gangs actually own the prisons. From California through Mexico to Brazil. And they control all manner of assets and businesses with their own tax system. A govt. within a govt.

So Trump carpet bombing Shabab with drones is not the answer. It’s just an empty short cut. It’s the usual U.S. modus operandi.

When you join a gang, you have nothing. No job. No prospects. The system keeps arresting you because you steal phones or use knives in Mombasa. Society has warned you time and again that they will team build your ass. Pamba wants to blow your head off. They simply don’t want you around.

The gang tells you hey, this is the place for you. They give you free things. They give you an identity. They give you respect and a position in their system. They show you love. False love of course. You are one of them. You matter. You matter in the scheme of things. You are a colonel with a badge in Jeshi ya Ayman. Or you are a lieutenant in MS-13 on the streets of L.A. With your own street corner. You have respect just like the Cellulant kid. A different kind of respect.

A shot caller with your own troops.

If you had no parents that really care like Gichunge’s absent dad, the gang is your mum and dad! They even give you free pussy… food and free pussy!! You had no money… you couldn’t afford a bride… now you have two brides in Somalia.

There’s nothing you won’t do for that gang. To repay the kindness. You are actually willing, ready. That’s your new govt. Your new family. And you can’t leave. You are bound to them.

And your bosses tell you that the sooner you take over Somalia and Kenya that will be your territory. You will be the shot callers there. That will be your caliphate. Those who wanted to team build your ass ndio watajua…

We have to break this cycle, this mental captivity with new activity.

[thesavage]

Patco haya maswali yako ya communism hayajibiki.

There are areas in nairobi with birthrate of 2.3 and others with 4.7. Guess who is making 5 kids. Unafikiri huyo singo matha kibera atazaa hao watoto 5 na awalishe? Ni sisi tutawalea tutake tusitake. Wape solution ya kuwapea kazi Patco. Make 5 jobs for each of the 5 kids the Kibera women have given you the last 15 years. Utatoa wapi? Economy haihari kazi kama tunavyo fikiria. Kazi hutokana na positive economical activity. Fala mmoja anasema hawezi fanya kazi ya mia tano kwa siku na kazi yenyewe haiwezi nirudisha mapato sambamba na gharama yake. Mwengine anakubali kufanya hiyo kazi.

[patco]

@thesavage

Patco haya maswali yako ya communism hayajibiki.

There are areas in nairobi with birthrate of 2.3 and others with 4.7. Guess who is making 5 kids. Unafikiri huyo singo matha kibera atazaa hao watoto 5 na awalishe? Ni sisi tutawalea tutake tusitake. Wape solution ya kuwapea kazi Patco. Make 5 jobs for each of the 5 kids the Kibera women have given you the last 15 years. Utatoa wapi? Economy haihari kazi kama tunavyo fikiria. Kazi hutokana na positive economical activity. Fala mmoja anasema hawezi fanya kazi ya mia tano kwa siku na kazi yenyewe haiwezi nirudisha mapato sambamba na gharama yake. Mwengine anakubali kufanya hiyo kazi.

Aiii bana Kenya is a very rich country. Very rich in deed. Si ni ukora tu inatumaliza.

Hizo ambulance zimetoka wapi hadi mzungu fulani akauliza kwani how developed is Kenya? You can’t call ambulances like that in some highly developed nations.

Ni inequality inasumbua. You go to Lamu yaani wako nyuma design ingine scary. Basically since colonial days even before the Shifta wars which the mzungu inspired kuna watu yaani they’ve been completely neglected.

And this trickles down to our slums our ushagos etc. It’s not socialism. All they ask is to be normal. Mbona wewe uko Nairobi unapewa maji kwani wewe uko special aje?

Wale wengine ni maji hawapendi? Na mashule mzuri, na mahospitali…

If you don’t change quickly whether through devolution or some other miracle we will be like the good old USA.

Walianza na slavery, wakalenga nyeuthi na Latinos for generations… even killing their real leaders… putting them down… ignoring them… CHEATING THEM… sasa angalia leo. Now drugs and crime are everywhere.

Trump thinks a wall will help. Probably. But they haven’t addressed the REAL issue, the old devil: INEQUALITY, MARGINALIZATION, NEGLECT, RACISM.

Why do you think akina Abdallah Kinuthia cheer in their hearts? Because Gichunge ni hero wao. He beat the system.

Enda Malindi na Lamu uone vile huto tumzee huangalia mtu with bitterness and hate. It’s all fake smiles over there. Nyinyi ndio hukula no wonder mmenona hivo… motherfucker nyinyi. Na atazaa mwingine na atume grandson yake Somalia.

Ati Mama Ngina drive. Yaani ni kwenu? Nao unaona kule wanaenda ku attack. Kule nyinyi wenye nchi mnakula lunch.

Hata hamwezi kimbia juu ya vile mmenona.

[system]

@patco

Even as we mourn the dearly departed middle class and other upper crust of Kenya’s society who populate Dusit and the Lavington Riverside area… ile kitu naweza uliza, hizo ambulance zote niliona juzi zinakuwaga wapi hoi polloi wakipata accident ama wakiwa kwa shida? Zinakuwaga wapi??

I did not know that Nairobi has so many ambulances. Pale Fort Ternan accident I still remember that Luhya mzee covered in mud and blood… motherfucker was caked in other victim’s blood in his mouth and ears… broken limbs and he still gave his story to the NTV news anchor. His poor relatives wondering how to ferry him from that run down health facility to a cheap nearby hospital. Sijui kama walitumia nduthi… no ambulance for hoi polloi.

Mizigo za hao hoi polloi zilitupanishwa na tractor… hahahaha. The nobodies.

Pale Dusit kama kungekuwa na space hata ndege za Amref zingetumwa zibebe Mudavadi jr na Khalwale jr. Anyway that is Kenya for you. I ain’t never seen those brand new military trucks in Garissa when shabab strikes hoi polloi nobodies…

Leo nimeweka thread ya Emily Wanjiru the little poet who was recently evicted together with her family. Niliiweka kama experiment vis-a-vis the Dusit outpouring of sympathy, and negroes were like unataka wasaidiwe kwa nini, they are just lazy hawana akili, wamekosa akili, wasaidiwe hadi siku gani… f**k them lazy bastards!!!

Same negroes on Cellulant dearly departed… ‘oh this is just sooo sad… this is just too painful… oh I can’t even handle this shit here, this shit here wanna make me shed blood and shit!!’

If the terrorists had hit Gachororo ECD ama Gachororo slum hata recce squad wangefika huko 3 hours late kama pale Garissa.

So you have a kid working at Cellulant (at Dusit ‘Grosvenor’ shiet British names) in his 30’s in a nice air conditioned office suite with a Thai samwich for lunch… OPTIONS YAANI…

And you have Gichunge from the Majengo slum Nyeri, former phone thief, zero prospects in life, since his country don’t give a f**k about him or so many others like him, until a fellow comes along and tells him about Somalia and the options therein, now that’s perspective right there. Kenya B the marginalized, killing Kenya A.

boss do this homework then ukuje uambie watu results badaae and Pliz be truthful.

0700 395395 RED CROSS. After calling them just tell them it’s a mock call and you wanted to confirm their readiness and response to accidents, wata elewa.

[patco]

@thesavage

Patco haya maswali yako ya communism hayajibiki.

There are areas in nairobi with birthrate of 2.3 and others with 4.7. Guess who is making 5 kids. Unafikiri huyo singo matha kibera atazaa hao watoto 5 na awalishe? Ni sisi tutawalea tutake tusitake. Wape solution ya kuwapea kazi Patco. Make 5 jobs for each of the 5 kids the Kibera women have given you the last 15 years. Utatoa wapi? Economy haihari kazi kama tunavyo fikiria. Kazi hutokana na positive economical activity. Fala mmoja anasema hawezi fanya kazi ya mia tano kwa siku na kazi yenyewe haiwezi nirudisha mapato sambamba na gharama yake. Mwengine anakubali kufanya hiyo kazi.

Wewe mwenyewe utafanya hio kazi ya mia tano? Let’s be real. Si hata wewe umeenda uni. you don’t expect less than 100k.

Uko na connect. Unajuana. You have a safety net. Unaandikwa hadi state house kama spear man. Labda Urezzo hata ni cuzo yako.

Akina Gichunge na hawajuani kama wewe mnataka wafanye aje na wamesoma pia.

Eh you want them to work hard and “smart” like you… oooo…

Unadhani hapendi kutomba, aoe kama wewe na aishi Ruaka… kama wewe. Unadhani hapendi gated community na IPhone 77 or whatever number they are on.

He wanted ox tail. Kwanza ndio alikuwa anakula hapo local butchery. But now to live like that he had to do it for a very short span in the very wrong and very mistaken belief that he was helping others who will take over and live like that for longer.

[marine1]

Trump thinks a wall will help. Probably. But they haven’t addressed the REAL issue, the old devil: INEQUALITY, MARGINALIZATION, NEGLECT, RACISM.

Finally!!kumbe umefungua macho.we point out these things to u and ur queen like daily hapa hapa.kwani uliokoka?

[patco]

@Duke of Busia

boss do this homework then ukuje uambie watu results badaae and Pliz be truthful.

0700 395395 RED CROSS. After calling them just tell them it’s a mock call and you wanted to confirm their readiness and response to accidents, wata elewa.

Hehehe middle class mimi sina vita na wewe. I’m just giving an alternative view. Najua this discussion huwa inawauma. As usual you throw terms like socialist, you are lazy, work hard like us etcetera.

But what has the U.S. or Mexico or Brazil taught us? Super powers with extremes of marginalization and inequality.

Hizo nchi ndio zimejaza gore videos kwa net. Mad children. Why? In nations blessed with plenty. Nations blessed with sooo much.

And about ambulance. Kama hoi polloi nimewai ita st. John tukiwa na mgonjwa. Huyo mama alicheka akasema huko ni mbali… si mtumie tu taxi.

[system]

@patco

Hehehe middle class mimi sina vita na wewe. I’m just giving an alternative view. Najua this discussion huwa inawauma. As usual you throw terms like socialist, you are lazy, work hard like us etcetera.

But what has the U.S. or Mexico or Brazil taught us? Super powers with extremes of marginalization and inequality.

Hizo nchi ndio zimejaza gore videos kwa net. Mad children. Why? In nations blessed with plenty. Nations blessed with sooo much.

And about ambulance. Kama hoi polloi nimewai ita st. John tukiwa na mgonjwa. Huyo mama alicheka akasema huko ni mbali… si mtumie tu taxi.

she was very rude, all she could’ve done is give you number ya ambulance service zile ziko Karibu na wewe. When you call an ambulance next time and they give you such an answer kindly give them an alternative shortest route possible to your location.
I do events and before every gig starts we do mock calls to see vile Red Cross wanaeza respond and they never dissapoint

[patco]

@marine1

Trump thinks a wall will help. Probably. But they haven’t addressed the REAL issue, the old devil: INEQUALITY, MARGINALIZATION, NEGLECT, RACISM.

Finally!!kumbe umefungua macho.we point out these things to u and ur queen like daily hapa hapa.kwani uliokoka?

hehehe kumbe uko area. Trump is trying a new answer aone kama ita work. Did you here Obama mentioning his home town Chicago ever?

And this wall idea has been around but most presidents are like fuck that, it can’t be done. Let me fund drug programs instead.

It’s better than nothing. These are problems Trump found and he has only 4 to 8 years on the job. I support the wall if in a year it can stop 3 tonnes of heroin from coming in.

Sinaloa cartel wakikosa market their gang is heavily dented. They can’t pay foot soldiers. Drugs is quick easy money unlike agriculture which is what the foot soldiers were doing before.

And if you are in Ohio and cheap smack is becoming impossible to come by even better. Niggers are shitting in the streets bana. Una inject unaketi juu ya mavi…

[marine1]

@patco

hehehe kumbe uko area. Trump is trying a new answer aone kama ita work. Did you here Obama mentioning his home town Chicago ever?

And this wall idea has been around but most presidents are like f**k that, it can’t be done. Let me fund drug programs instead.

It’s better than nothing. These are problems Trump found and he has only 4 to 8 years on the job. I support the wall if in a year it can stop 3 tonnes of heroin from coming in.

Sinaloa cartel wakikosa market their gang is heavily dented. They can’t pay foot soldiers. Drugs is quick easy money unlike agriculture which is what the foot soldiers were doing before.

And if you are in Ohio and cheap smack is becoming impossible to come by even better. Niggers are shitting in the streets bana. Una inject unaketi juu ya mavi…

Yadda yadda

[patco]

@Duke of Busia

she was very rude, all she could’ve done is give you number ya ambulance service zile ziko Karibu na wewe. When you call an ambulance next time and they give you such an answer kindly give them an alternative shortest route possible to your location.
I do events and before every gig starts we do mock calls to see vile Red Cross wanaeza respond and they never dissapoint

Exactly sir. With all due respect you are middle class and live in a nice, safe neighborhood. You do events in nice dusit like areas and are paid good money. You probably have jubilee insurance. Which is all great. Not a crime at all. You’ve worked hard.

Now if your name is Gichunge and you live in Majengo slum Nyeri or Kibera or Mathare or in Mombasa etc and your wife is heavily pregnant and it’s 1a.m in the morning… hata hujui red cross ni mnyama gani. Wanajua nduthi ama ukimbishwe na leg power.

Ama unatafuta juala kubwa ama gunia unaweka chini. Unaita mama hapo karibu and you squat that son of a bitch out on that juala. Aki dedi too bad. You don’t work at Cellulant or live in guango gated community or have insurance. You steal phones for a living.

Kikiumana juu ya can’t take care of that son of a gun, you fucking leave. Not because you want to… but shit is real. Ukiambiwa kuja nani, you want 15k… shika… utakataa?