Minji season

If you clicked on this post thinking it is about eye-pleasing female homo sapiens just move on…
Another disclaimer… It is a shitty post…,

So I stop for an early lunch and order rice and beef stew for lunch. The rice is made with carrots and a generous helping of minji while the accompanying stew is finely chopped beef, a generous helping of , you guessed it, minji, a potato and assorted greens. Delicious but I couldn’t finish the generous serving…,
Shida sasa I feel I must deflate every few minutes otherwise nitafika nyeri in a lot of discomfort…
Mtu àjaribu kuitisha mbisha aniambie kama Mimi ni @Kihii Kiaganu …

Ugua pole na usitushafulie anga…

weka hiyo “deflation” ndani ya teargas cans. saidia serikal for once

You have disappointed me old man i was expecting some eye washing

can’t relate,Mimi ni carnivore

Kumbe Uzee ni ujinga.

Uaitoa pooole poooooole.

Ingekua uko 001 would have advised you to rush to hospital, cholera yazidi kuua hapa

:D:D:D:D:D:D

pole sana chief, just roll down all windows and do it, otherwise if you deflate with the windows rolled up you might choke yourself :D:D:D:D:D

I only eat at Radisson Blu. I kennat relate.

But deflate in the car.

Ako kwa matatu, yeye si dere wa turela kama wewe

Utajua Hujui kama hauna LOL ya Thichu fefa kwa mfuko ama bag, jisaidie na serviette ukiweza, but pole, though si sana, si ni we umekula pekeyako, pia kunya peke yako

Utazeeka ujue sivyo

ouch, double tragedy :D:D:D:D

Wankanyama nyama itakupea gout…

When I am travelling for long distances, I avoid heavy meals like a plague. Labda nibai yoghurt. Othwrwise sitaki kufanya ka uncle nyam.

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Ukifika Nyeri salimiana hapo Osman Allu. Huyo muhindi aliniambia anaitwa Njoroge.

Next time make sure the minji is served with a lot of carrots as well. It absorbs the enzyme that caused the gas.

Yoghurt za barabara wachana nazo, kwanza hizo za route ya Naks.

yoghurt ni ya watoto