Miss Campus Really Wants Mjulubeng!!

Sometimes kuwa ahead of your fellow ninjas in college is not so bad!!! But sometimes inaleta balaa tu…

So its back in 2014 na niko South B Kenya Institute Of Mass Communication…This place with whores acha tu;kuma huwa zinasuffer na lungula daily meal huku.

So i’m kinda broke na niko hostels nikicheza Crysis-2 juu ni friday usiku, kanock kwa mlango.Somehow i get confused coz i wasnt expecting anyone…I mean; it was late at around 10:45pm and my girlfriend alikuwa ameenda ocha!!I compose myself ciz i have nothing to worry about and for me, being neat is a thing so my room is clean!!!cool RnB music kwa ampex inagonga tu mdogo mdogo…

Nikafungua mlango and guess what,Miss Kenya mass was right there with a bag pack obviously carrying something and looking as hot as fuck,suggestive dress code.Hizo miguu tu ** ngai fafa!!:p:p** So i stare at her like a fool coz we ain’t friends na huwa hatuongei…For a moment I thought she was lost but she broke the silence
“Hello hii ndio room ya Stinger wa Engineering??”
“You are talking to stinger dear how can i be of help??” I realize she was still standing outside and I ushered her in…Mimi kunguru haiwezi kalia kiti yangu especially time na-game.
“Have a bed” I say sheepishly…
“Thanks…” akacheka nikashindwa kama ako na kichaa…

So i start a wierd conversation coz ata sikuwa najua amekuja kejani kufanya nini!!! “And what brings you here anyway? I must admit its abit of a shock…:):)”
“Oooow sorry i came without notice,I want you to repair my laptop”

She hands over the Lenovo pc na shida ilikuwa kidogo…Operating system ilikuwa imebeat.Na vile nilikuwa broke nikamshow 4k…Akasema"Come on…4k is too much please do 3k" nikajua form ya weekend imeiva.
“Si utaikujia kesho juu utachelewa hapa hostels zenyu zifungwe??”
“Stop being rude and un-welcoming!! Kwani nikilala huku kwako kuna nini?? Ama i’m not hot enough for your bed??” Woooiii angejua tu ako above ligi…
“Zii sio hivyo its odd coz i don’t even know you well…”
“What do you mean you dont know me?? I am miss Mass,who doesn’t know me???”
Nikamjibu viarrogant “Well i’m not everyone…Its getting late sitaki mashida jitoe plz”

Sijui manzi alifeel aje…Akafunga mlango na key na akalala hapo kwa bed…Aki hio ass:p:p;):wink: naipiga usoro kimpango.Those thighs were killing me too…Crysis ata haichezeki,jamaa wangu kwa game anakula marisasi kidogo kidogo akadedi.
“Am I making you Un-comfy??” Huyu bitch alikuwa ameamua nini??
“Heheheee zii na nini sasa??”

Then she proceed “Yaani you mean you ain’t wishing to hold me ata kidogo??”

Mimi kucheza ngumu eti"Acha kuji over-rate.All men are not the same" hio time nafeel heart beat kwa mjulubeng kama piston ya kawasaki.
“How about this??? " Manzi akaanza kutwerk kwa bed yangu!!!
Nikaassume ata its crap but the way that *ass bounced just made me feel kama I would just lift that mini kidogo tu,pull that panty aside and slide right in!! But conscience inaniambia"HUYO MANZI NI +VE!!!”
So i take my bootable usb drive and start formatting the damn thing ndio nimalize hizi temptations ziniondokee…Kidogo kidogo
“Howz Mercy by the way??”:eek::eek:anajua aje story zangu??
“Huh!! Mercy is fine but she aint around”
She giggles and goes"So I am the lucky one today??"
I pretend ata sijui anasema nini and go like “Lucky kiaje?but uko lucky juu lapi itakuwa poa”:D:D:D Pia mimi sipendi ujinga!!
"Stinger!! Are you for real?? Yaani you cant read between my lines ama your sting is now dormant??"It made me offended :mad::mad:
“I sting those who are hard to get,not easy goers!!”

“So now it has turned to insults??”
“Sorry kaman imekutusi but its true i sting a selection and you aint in my category”

Manzi akakaa ni kama amekuwa hurt…Mimi na ego zangu sikushughulika na yeye…
“I have loved you long enough and i thought today i would have the chance to show you some love but I’m sorry! Ukimalizia laptop nitakujia kesho Morning:(:(”
“Sawa kujia asubuhi…”
The bitch got up from that bed really frustrated and walked towards the door…Nikienda kufunga,akanishika shingo nikadhani ananinyonga kumbe ni kiss…;);):wink: ikajifanya sikuwa naidai but kuumia naumia tu… When she left i had kind of a relieve sasa nikaanza kustrategize vile nitamsuka akikujia machine juu enyewe nilimdharau…Hii itaendelezwa baadae

Another one! From Galana kulalu @1776 kam uone

Uko na umama

Halafu ukaamshwa na roommate wako ukapata umemwagilia laptop yako mate juu ya tamaa. You have a fertile imagination

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admin delete hii thread.

Hata huyu ni @Stinger v2.0.17.234.26722?:D:D:D

Kwa hivyo kwa ufupi uliwasha nduthi hiyo siku. Haha

so tuseme wewe ni MUTURI

upuss

Kijana… Ingekuwa mimi by the tyme alikuwa ana shake haga kwa bed… Miguu zake zingekuwa juu kwa net na ngotha hapo kwa hio pole like extension ya bed… Mchezo hadi saa ngapi.

either ulikua unaota Ama huyo manzi Alikua ametumwa na manzi yako aone kama unaeza submit to temptations

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Seems like I’m the only one relating to this F

We don’t live in the same fantasy world.

Hii umeongeza adi mahamri

:D:D:D
Garden variety kunguru shrapnel.
Mbona mimi siletewi hivi?

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Tena sana.

@Stinger007…Wasted sperm. Where’s part II.??

Halafu wacha kusema 2014. Hii ni juzi tu :D:D. Hakuna mse atakuchapa hahaha

Hukuwa na bootable mjulubeng?