MISS TAKEN HIDE ENTITY

Sijawaambia vile mistaken identity due to miscommunication ilifanya nikadishi 5star rated meal-course.
Bora msiitishe effidence
Disclaimer: Watu wa Summary ntatumia Chemical formulas next time.

So si tulikuwa tunaenda wedo Fulani uko kisumu tao
A Nissan aka choper was hired
We were 18 in the chopper… Among them a male headteacher ndo alikuwa na the highest rank the rest were just old mamas… Amongst us all I be the youngest.
Kufika kisumu tao… Si gari ikacahapa corner ya kwenda venue church fulani
Before iyo corner two ladies who maybe thought our Nissan ilikuwa ya route ikasimamisha gari but ju ilikuwa kwa speed we just slowed kidogo…
The stop we made kumbe kukakuwa na a guy in a black suit na tag imeandikwa usher. He was talking on phone na vile akacheki gari imestop akakam kwa dere akamshow that he is going to direct us
Sisi tukadhani this was all planned above as a surprise coz mwenye mtoi wake alikuwa anawed ni mbirionea Fulani mtaani
Uyu usher akaingia kwa gari akatupeleka stop ilikuwa ni mbele ya restaurant fulani Before even we could think tukapata maslay waiteress wengine na maji ya kunawa, soap na towel wakismile kutuambia we welcome we wash our hands and sit down
Sisi si tukafanya tulivyoagiziwa… Before we could think any further si food ikaanza kukam
Fish kubwa, veges, na ugali, soda
Mehn immediately kwa parking lot two other Nissans zikafika
The treat was the same for them too. Sasa among the 18 of us only 3 of us ndo hawakuwa wameserviwa. Among them being ni dere na two other women
Na ile rende ilikam about 18 people pia ndo walikuwa wameserve ndo ikahapen food kumbe haitatosha others have to wait for food to be prepared again…
Hapo tukishashiba ndo tukarealise aiii mbona watu wenye tuliacha na buses zingine tatu hawafiki
Tukasema mbirionea allowing us to be chauffeured by a Nissan had a special treat for us
Kuuliza hawa new arrivals na Nissan mbili where they come from wakadai wametoka kitale. Tukaasume that kumbe they come from the brides side
Mehn bottom line ni we ate a meal that wasn’t supposed to be our share. Yule usher kumbe aliasume vile alikuwa anapiga simu and the two Nissans wenye walikuwa some few metres away wakamshow wako karibu kufika ye pia akaasume that it was us being that we were slowed down by the two women at the corner but vile tulistop tukastop mbele ya uyu usher. After I and the headteacher realised this we told people to go to our Nissan mehn Dere akaleta shida ati ye pia lazima adishi
And he ate. The manager of the restaurant wasn’t around so the chefs and the waiters couldn’t realise the confusion. The dere ate fast and we left. Mehn we felt stupid and really regretted.
Umewai sikia kucheka na kulia at the same time.

Picha ya bibi harusi?

Siyo mbaya but chunga ile siku you will be mistaken for a jambazi ndo utajua vya bure vyaua…