Life ilinifunza is NOTHINGS FREE there is always some form for something in exchange. Then ilikuwa niko campo mwaka wa pili, there was this chick called Peris Wanja. Tulipata kwa bash yake, nikaletwa na Ninja yangu who was feasting on the roomate. Game ya dare and truth ikaanza kuchezwa na she was dared as Birthdaygirl kuchagua jamaa mmoja amfingure mbele ya halaiki hadi she cums. Being the new guy in the bash who was not hitting on her and didnt know her before, surprisingly alinichagua na sikudisapoint, halaiki walishangilia hadi her thighs were dripping wet due to her cum, later nikakamua, na niakendelea hadi ikaanza kunibother. Size na figure check, doesn’t ask for money check, fucks me and leaves early in the morning check, says we are only friends check since nakamua jina friend ni sawa after a few times I start to wonder why this luck, what does she want, why me … mimi najua hakuna cha bure so I set out on a witch hunt to discover what this sweet lass wants and hapo ndio makosa ikaanza. Maswali nikaanza mingi na It wasnt long before I was slapped with “nimeenda kuona uncle weekend”:(
phrase which was code for sponsor and hapo ndio nikashukia gari and broke it off:mad:.
Fast forward several months later, mwaka inaisha hapo may na napatana na Wanja. She ameisha isha though, :)and we chat and re-exchange numbers. She tells me of a coast trip na anasema cost itakuwa kitu 6k transi na 4 day stay. Mimi ananiambia vile wako watu watano na they needed a 6th person tu fill up the couples. They had also arranged a house to use pale likoni ya beshte ako away. What was asked of me ni kujua how to talk dirty, many condoms and good game as she hinted of a sex party… Zile za ile design madame huingia room na one shoe alafu guys come collecting a female shoe blind folded outside na huyo ndio anakuwa sex patner wako hio siku. During the exam period I was so horny AS FUCK even had to buy two kungurus just to cool my Mjubeleng who was demanding immediate justice:D:D:D. I went home kidogo since nlimaliza a week early nikangoja sex party day ndio tuende coast.
Nliambia mathee nimeenda kwa my shosh a few days, and since huwa hawakuwa wanaskizana and used children as a medium of communication it was the perfect cover. Mimi nlipanda matt asubuhi ya kukata, goes slow but fare ilikuwa half na sikuwa na haraka ya kufika Nairobi as coast bus was leaving pale saa mbili. pale saa kumi nkaanza kupigia wanja, many misssed calls but finally, akachukua akasema ndio anatoka hapo kwao Gatura in Muranga so roho ikatulia na nikarudi kuimagine ile sex party na kupractice kutalk dirty… I even had a small dirty talk notebook:D:D:D, specifically for this sex trip.
Mimi nliingia Nai pale 5 na kuingia pale riverroad some hotel wanauzaga soda 70 nikachill… I went over my lines na vile 6 ilifika nkapigia wanja but alikuwa mteja hapatikani, weeh seven approached and no medium of communication ilikuwa inaingia from calls messages or FB,…, thats when it clicked hapa nimecheswo… I started to panic. Nikatembea pale coast bus na kuanza kumtafuta na kutafuta watu wanamkaa, hadi nikaulizia Hapo kwa booking office ndio wakakosa kunishow kitu, anywhere bus ilikuwa imeandikwa coast nlikuwa namuulizia na kutafuta in some cases entering the busses screaming her name, aisee this sex party was not leaving me:D:D:D:D…weeh saa tatu usiku ikanipata nikitafuta hewa ata kitabu ya dirty lines ilikuwa imepotelea mahali (Streat urchin mwenye aliipata alibahatika kama aliitumia). Bila mafanikio nkaona hapa ntalala ndani, since Kanjo this cream pickup was roaming picking people up. Nkaamua hapa ni kucheck into suppermarket nakutafuta direction, haraka Tuskys hapo tomboya corner ya Accra road.o_Oo_O
Nkaanza kuvutia some campus lays for a place to sleep that night lakini ngori. Singetafuta relative juu hio explaining ndio sikutaka. My first one nlipigia Mercy akaniambia budake atamuua, nikapigia Rose akaniambia budake ni GSU my final one was Mama G who told me bro yake ako pale Uthiru atanitumia number juu yeye hako around. Luckily mama G explained mimi ni mtoto wa her boss and also we had met with that ninja before so sikuulizwa maswali mingi. So next morning nkaamka poa bila kunyongwa na mama G’s brother tukaachana akaenda job and I called my ninja and explained my predicament akanishow we hung out kwa sistake pale kikuyu.
Together we called Wanjaa with a different phone akachukua na kumpigia na yangu was mteja hapatikani… after kula lunch Wanjaa akapigia kwa my line na kuexplain vile simu iliisha moto bla bla akanishow ashafika coast and it would be okay if ningemjoin juu ananimiss sana, she misses my mjubeleng so much she is feeling lonely and would even refund me for the fare nkifika as I had started to show resistance… while still reminding me of our good times together, But remembering place nimelala na shidanimeenda while thinking with the mjubeleng, nikaamua hapa ni brains kutumia sasa … Mimi nkajua hapa sichezewi tena sikungoja amalize nkakata, nakuamua kumuuma block. Pesa ya boychild ikaokoka na nikarudi nyumbani mzima… I came to learn she was at home the whole time na ningejipata coast pekeangu kama mchawi:D:D:D:D
