mlevi

[sperminator]

]
Mlevi allingia kanisani akaketi karibu na mwanadada na akamuomba Kuma.mwanadada alishangaa akamuambia huoni aibu kuitamka hapa.mlevi akamjibu huoni aibu kuja nayo kanisani


Walevi wawili waliokota kioo, mlevi wa 1 akaangalia muda mrefu kisha akasema "hii sura sio ngeni machoni mwangu sema jina tu silikumbuki..! !!

Mlevi wa pili akamnyang'anya kisha nae akaangalia kioo akasema "wee kweli huna akili, si mimi huyu? halafu unajidai hunikumbuki …!!!



MLEVI alirudi kwake siku moja na akaamua
kuromance wife yake.Ghafla akamuliza wife
yake,"Mke wangu,mbona matiti yako yamekua
makubwa na hayana nipples?Mke
akamjibu.Wacha ulevi bwana,unanyonya
matako

 

[Juan]

 

[captain obvious]

These must be the kinds of "jokes" that feeble-minded Tanzanians find funny.

 

[solosantos]

jioni nikiwa na kanusu kwa meza , hizo na tumia .

 

[Chiefkiumbe]

I didn't expect this from you Sir.

 

[ChifuMbitika]

Ûyû ni wana

 

[Tommy Kwesule]

Funny

Peasant in Chief

 

[Tom Bayeye]

Ya mwisho inkaa ni kazibure ama juha kalulu na wife yake