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Halafu pale Mlolongo kuna joint inaitwa club 110. Hapo nje ni business ya muguka, miraa na kahawa. Ground floor is the main club, very beautiful with very nice music, some days of the week there’s strip dancing. Beer is pocket friendly.
First floor of that bar is a sister bar but I think the devil lives there. There are so many rooms made of iron sheets and all have been paid for by prostitutes. mostly are women from so many tribes but majority are kambas and kikuyus as usual.
As you know, all nunu don’t taste the same. The owner of room number two is a Giriama, room number seven is a Maasai and room 18 is a Chaga from TZ. My brother, ile utamu iko na hao nimetaja is out of this world. Any other drunkard who’s been with any of those prostitutes testifies at the counter mostly taking the last bottle before falling asleep.
The Chaga who lives in room number 18 is very pocket friendly. She charges 300 bob per shot time but I always pay her 500 bob. She’s got good quality condoms, HIV measuring kits and clean water to wash testicles. Huyo dem ukimuongeza kitu above the 300 bob, zile mazingaombwe anaezakufanyia, pengine utafikiria kuuza gari hau shamba. In my case, ananioshaga makende then anaanza kulamba kutoka pale kwa base. I think you’ve seen that kwa makende kuna mahali hukaa nikama mungu alipitisha cherahani akishona. I tell you that mtu akikulamba hiyo place unasikiaga thithi… wueh. Sema kukaza mkundu na ku vibrate miguu. Anyway she’s good.
Room number 73 kuna mwingine anaitwa Shiru. She is huge with hanging meat on the sides. (Hanging meat is commonly known as Wangeci syndrome, love handles or Kikuyu meat). Shiru doesn’t use condoms, she claims that she’s allergic. I have never tried her because of her size .
Guy’s out there, usipewe pressure na dem wako if you have atleast 500 shillings. Come to Mlolongo. The indigenous akamba people call it “SOKO MUYO”. Kuna kengine huitwa Shiro rastor ile utamu iko na uyu dam Acha tu loom number 19 Uganda lady very submissive and respective kuna kengine by name Nyakor I don’t know anafanya nn very ugly Wambo ni carembo tu sana Ann very beautiful njeri Ana haga ingine wazimu
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Pimp Alert !

Boss sitaki kukojolea thread yako after ur thinking and rethinking, but hapa am just wondering, first she is using her kit, how sure are u about the quality? Second u said that u can sell ur shamba or vitz yenye uko nayo, bro this is a prostitute!!! Alafu like washing testicles with clean water, What for? Give me a break. The part of no condoms nimeiwachia hapo. I will run faster than Usain Bolt

si hii tuliona?
I remember coz one of you fuckers tagged me.:smiley:

Methuselah akiwa kipii

Yeah, it has been here before.

hakuna thinking hii nyang’au imefanya ni copy paste pekee na kungojea likes. bure kabisa.

You sucker… selling bananas to truckers.

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When Nairobi River was still Enkare Nyrobi.

Nice rhyme douche bag.

Reading this again…,Its like eating saw dust

I take back my like,and here I thought someone applied themselves.

Hii tuliona kabla noah atume yule kunguru

hiyo soup ni mingi bana,kuna watu ukuekea waru mbili kwa food inajaza space dio wasikuekee nyama ama whatever food they are serving you,that’s why i hate warus

Kindly tell us how you’re related to sloths…

Is this food supposed to boost testosterone?

Whoever wrote that thing apewe phd ya marketing

Hapa ndio Mtajiona kwa Season 2 ya Robin(Male Version)

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