Mnyanduano kwa Bizna

Have you ever started a fearshara then you get a regular she-client, kidogo kidogo hawes kam kwako, you decide to have slices kwa bizna premises, hio business never picks, it gets a natural death injection.

Same na kumangana kwa gari, swara tupu!

Superstition tu. I think those behaviours indicate serious lack of discipline.

Hii nimesikia.

Umenipata off guard… Hii weekend nilikuwa Nikamue kitu mfuti huku hekaya ikifuatia lakini sawa tu!

Hata kwa bus…from Kisum to Malindi?

Shit!!! I have done all the nasty in the car expect have sex.The thought of having sex in the car excites me and at the same time it scares the shit out of me…

Ya Gari nimefanya Mara mob, Hata ya job and nothing has happened to me, superstition affects only those who believe.

Slices hazinanga place ya kukulia specific. Ukipewa meza ata usitafune.

Kwa hivo ile Probox ya Masaku 7’s ilikuwa write-off hapo hapo?

Sio kwa gari yako. Karibu kwa gari yako uone ikiwa wrightoff ata navy seal @uwesmake hawezi karibu kwa Prado.

huyo anakula kwanza malaya kwa gari

Yangu boss, Nimeteka mtu place kama Nairege nkare anatamani kunipa vitu na Hawezi ingia lodjo, Eti Yeye Si Malaya ingiza Gari kichaka rarua Mali, drop off Yeye na Kuja Nairobi bila any mishap.

You cant earn wit that cocaine induced mentality … Hence the business fails

Hio ya gari sijui nijitetee nikiwa pande gani?

Upande wa wakuraji kwa gari

Hii ni kama ile wanasemanga kuhusu magari.

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Gari ni sacred…I would Neva touch a biatch in the car.

Upus. Statistics show that 100% of all cars have experienced a form of sexual contact inside them. Other statistics show that like 2.5 out of 18.3 cars get into accidents in their lifetime.

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