If you are at that level just try and segregate your shoot-list. Madem you already smash or you plan to smash. Waweke kwa different segments and observe them. Heck… you can even have an excel sheet where you update new market findings as u keep observing them. Group them according to types. Kuna wale married flings you smash, kuna aina wale wako on extra-time……yani wamechelewa kuoleka so they have subsidized things for you kidogo bei ya jioni. Kuna wale young young Roysambu types fresh outta college so probably still fumbling with smalltime biz online but available if you can “chomoa plan”.
Rematches are the best – almost guaranteed
Hawa they are already willing to give regardless of what new influences they are already on. Hapa utaweka babymammas, an ex here n there….or that sweet pussy u smashed some while back but you drifted from each other in unavoidable circumstances. Those [how have you been….long time sana] calls always mean something sinister. Always remember … the hardest lock to break is the first one and once you sleep with someone it is easier to get a second and a third fuckdate hivyo hivyo. That’s why you should always have these “safe investments” in your portfolio. Wale wa [just tell me when you are available in advance we compare notes] kinda bootycalls. Hiyo ku-compare notes by the way …the downsides ni it is a polite way of saying siku zile sponyo hawezi interfere (it’s a food chain kubalini tuu), or labda mtoi hajakuja mid-term. Speaking of midterm……
Know what their insecurities are
For example kuna ka-single mom somewhere I used to kwaruza kwaruza pubes with. She is one of my favorite two….ni wale segment wame-resign hiyo story ya marriage ama relationships. Life gave them a raw deal once before and gave up on love and happily ever after but the pussy is still steamy and not wanting to shut down operations anytime soon. Interestingly hawa ni wale we tried dating but enyewe it was an awkward phase for both of us. Okay….on my side I had just separated with babymoms na this semi-girlfriend is also a single mom.
All along she had talked about visiting days for her kid and all but I hadn’t quite grasped the age age as in ni kadaugther age ya kutumiana nudes. Yani ngeus alipost selfie sikumoja akiwa na daughter yake and I just had to inbox her……kwani ulizaa ukiwa 13 years ama? Yani ni wale wanaweza club na daughter yake na unafikiria ni mabeste tuu. Ndio akanipigia story ya vile akiwa almost form 4 alikuwa na kachali Fulani “hawa coolboys wa village”akamtrick wakaishi pamoja. Ilibidi waitiwe chief wakaenda kwao na landrover kama mbili ndio dem atolewe huko arudi shule. Anyway the guy died in the usual chicken thief stories za mashambani. This chic is allergic to relationships tuseme. Always on that “hows mama XYZ”? Have you talked lately……si murudiane tuu? Kinda vibe. You can tell anafeel hiyo competition. One insecurity you need to address.
So in her case she was easy with regular dick, my place or her place bora hakuna attachment saaaaana. Of course it also means that mtoi wake akiwa amefunga shule hakuna mambo za away games ni kwangu ama hoterrri za outskirts if it’s a full weekend thingy. Sometimes ana-crush kwangu a week. Condoms lazimaaaa….its okay to have common rules with each other. Coz mimi pia siku hizi unga imepanda, petroli imepanda so I don’t want to add a second family wacha nilee huyu kangu tuu. So in terms of her insecurities tuko balanced! Always look for the balance. She never complains or acts up when I am with another chic and she is also open about her “sponyo” …. Who happens to be a workmate. But we are open with it that huyu jamaa tuu humletea shopping once once, he is married by the way and according to her…the ka-wife probably knows about her. Shida ni mjamaa ameanza ku-sext na daughter yake na huyu dota pia akatuma nudes ki-844 so jama akawekwa yellow card na substitution kidogo. Wanaume wajaluo shida yetu huanga wapi lakini?
Roysambu types
Roysambu types enyewe away-games zao ni tricky sana ata kama hawana mabwana. Hawa more often than not hawajaoleka so ….yeah. Keja ni yake kasingle room. Meko pale kwa corner, chopping board ni cover ya sufuria. Mtungi ya yellow 20 litres kwa corner. BUT always know that a chic in that phase of life with no male-claims to the house who has the freedom to let you call and walk in any day anytime also gives like 10 other guys that privilege. Just evaluate where in their pecking order you fall but do not put them high in your pecking order. Huyu mmoja hata hujileta kwangu akitoka worship-practice Sunday tunaenda roundi kadhaa Monday asubuhi tunaachana stage.
Once went to check out one ex……huyu niliponea kunusurika! Even after dating for some years kunguru ni kunguru. Some mental breakdown transformed her into a kunguru kabisaa. Hardworking in every sense, can cook, classy, humble but kusambaza kuma atasambaza kama Bluetooth which is a no-dealer for me. So we remained fuckmates tuu. Kwake its this ploti you call and wait for the chic to come downstaaaaaaairs 10 minutes unasikia tuu pati pati za blue zikishuka stairs. Hekaya ni caretaker alifungua kabla kunguru afike downstairs na akafungua mlango first thing akasema….ALAA? MBONA UNAGONGA NA UMESHINDA HAPA SIKU NNE?? SI UINGIE TUU? (saa hiyo nilikuwa sijakanyaga huko siku 12 na kwangu alikuwa ame-cancel mara kadhaa) … Ktalkers walahi….when dealing with away games Caretakers wa kunguru usiwahi wadharau mamen! Caretaker ndio wanaweza kukutoa mashakani ata kama ukipatikana na gunshot wound “self-inflicted” ata kama dem yako alionekana akichoma kanzu yako kwa balcony. Hawa wanakuambia ingiza tuu raw … niko na inplant. Chunga sana! Mujue dem hawezi lipa rent 2 bedroom na kazi yake ni Public Likes ama AIM Global.