Mondays are not that bad after all

So i am just at home, sikuingia husstle hii mambo ya supreme court, naota jua tu polepole then saa tano hivi kifaranga flani inaingia kuulizia kama kuna vaccant haos, caretaker ples alienda mungu akubariki, mimi huyo orientation vle sijui ooh security, mara maji haikosi, sasa place ya viewing ndio fisi akaamka,‘caretaker hayuko, hii ndio hao na imefungwa, but zinafanana zote unaweza kam kucheck out yangu uone kama itakufurahisha’

Hivyo ndio kifaranga ikaingia slaughter house, kisu nikanoa, maji ya kutoa manyoa nikachemsha, ugali ndio sikupika,

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Kulingana na vle alikua anavibe, sitawai lia tena ati blue balls,

hehehehehehe…I had to laugh man, loudly. mbona unaanika? uko na miaka ngapi?

I have done this too, but in my case nilikuwa natafuta hao niache kuishi hostel back in my campus days. Nikapata hakuna caretaker and some hot single girl(tenant) offered to show me her house. Kidogo kidogo nishawekewa food na ameweka movie. Miguu zangu juu ya meza kama msee amekula eurobond. Hiyo “movie” iliisha 10PM nikirudi chuo after my gf called. There is nothing as good as kuangukia dame msawa akiwa dryspell. They are just as hungry as us mafisi, or worse.

Ako sawa na hio smile na nguo, akitoa kumbe ni balaaa, ingia na mpira dadii

swafi kaka

Nipples bigger than the breasts

Hope uliweka CD mpangoni. Birds that dish it out like that…just saying.

:D:D:D:D
Senji.

Ulikuwa ukipapasa nini ama brooksides ziko kwa mgongo

This sounds like some made up bs. Ni venye I’m feeling lazy ningefanya reverse google search

Was searching for those exact words. So true

The stupid mistake you made is to upload pictures of her here, afadhali ungefisha sura.
Respect other people privacy

swafiiiiiiiiiii kakaaaaaa brazaaaa

CSI kujeni kidogo.

…tits or get the f-ck out!

i noticed as much. grapes, not melons.

pass the NaCl

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I looked down through the lattice.
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I noticed among the young men,
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like a bird darting into a snare,
little knowing it will cost him his life.

called areola, Virgin detected.

I meant proverbs chp 7