18+ Mondays are not that bad after all

[Tom mboya]

So i am just at home, sikuingia husstle hii mambo ya supreme court, naota jua tu polepole then saa tano hivi kifaranga flani inaingia kuulizia kama kuna vaccant haos, caretaker ples alienda mungu akubariki, mimi huyo orientation vle sijui ooh security, mara maji haikosi, sasa place ya viewing ndio fisi akaamka,'caretaker hayuko, hii ndio hao na imefungwa, but zinafanana zote unaweza kam kucheck out yangu uone kama itakufurahisha'

Hivyo ndio kifaranga ikaingia slaughter house, kisu nikanoa, maji ya kutoa manyoa nikachemsha, ugali ndio sikupika,

A game ilikua leo, mjulubeng alikua na appetite aje, but ndio ameenda kitu 6 baada ya kukula shower,

Spoiler: Explicit images

Kulingana na vle alikua anavibe, sitawai lia tena ati blue balls,

 

[Rene Descartes]

hehehehehehe.......I had to laugh man, loudly. mbona unaanika? uko na miaka ngapi?

 

[Quanstrom]

So i am just at home, sikuingia husstle hii mambo ya supreme court, naota jua tu polepole then saa tano hivi kifaranga flani inaingia kuulizia kama kuna vaccant haos, caretaker ples alienda mungu akubariki, mimi huyo orientation vle sijui ooh security, mara maji haikosi, sasa place ya viewing ndio fisi akaamka,'caretaker hayuko, hii ndio hao na imefungwa, but zinafanana zote unaweza kam kucheck out yangu uone kama itakufurahisha'

Hivyo ndio kifaranga ikaingia slaughter house, kisu nikanoa, maji ya kutoa manyoa nikachemsha, ugali ndio sikupika,

A game ilikua leo, mjulubeng alikua na appetite aje, but ndio ameenda kitu 6 baada ya kukula shower, View attachment 140288 View attachment 140288 View attachment 140289

Kulingana na vle alikua anavibe, sitawai lia tena ati blue balls,

I have done this too, but in my case nilikuwa natafuta hao niache kuishi hostel back in my campus days. Nikapata hakuna caretaker and some hot single girl(tenant) offered to show me her house. Kidogo kidogo nishawekewa food na ameweka movie. Miguu zangu juu ya meza kama msee amekula eurobond. Hiyo "movie" iliisha 10PM nikirudi chuo after my gf called. There is nothing as good as kuangukia dame msawa akiwa dryspell. They are just as hungry as us mafisi, or worse.

 

[Raheem8]

Ako sawa na hio smile na nguo, akitoa kumbe ni balaaa, ingia na mpira dadii

 

[kalenjinkirdit]

swafi kaka

 

[Kihii Kiaganu]

Nipples bigger than the breasts

 

[LeoK]

Hope uliweka CD mpangoni. Birds that dish it out like that.....just saying.

 

[introvert]

Nipples bigger than the breasts

Senji.

 

[Ule Mlanje]

Ulikuwa ukipapasa nini ama brooksides ziko kwa mgongo

 

[Grundy]

So i am just at home, sikuingia husstle hii mambo ya supreme court, naota jua tu polepole then saa tano hivi kifaranga flani inaingia kuulizia kama kuna vaccant haos, caretaker ples alienda mungu akubariki, mimi huyo orientation vle sijui ooh security, mara maji haikosi, sasa place ya viewing ndio fisi akaamka,'caretaker hayuko, hii ndio hao na imefungwa, but zinafanana zote unaweza kam kucheck out yangu uone kama itakufurahisha'

Hivyo ndio kifaranga ikaingia slaughter house, kisu nikanoa, maji ya kutoa manyoa nikachemsha, ugali ndio sikupika,

A game ilikua leo, mjulubeng alikua na appetite aje, but ndio ameenda kitu 6 baada ya kukula shower, View attachment 140288 View attachment 140288 View attachment 140289

Kulingana na vle alikua anavibe, sitawai lia tena ati blue balls,

This sounds like some made up bs. Ni venye I'm feeling lazy ningefanya reverse google search

 

[NMK]

hehehehehehe.......I had to laugh man, loudly. mbona unaanika? uko na miaka ngapi?

Was searching for those exact words. So true

 

[MegaKing]

The stupid mistake you made is to upload pictures of her here, afadhali ungefisha sura.
Respect other people privacy

 

[omerta]

swafiiiiiiiiiii kakaaaaaa brazaaaa

 

[WuTang]

CSI kujeni kidogo.

 

[Bark]

...tits or get the f-ck out!

 

[1776]

Nipples bigger than the breasts

i noticed as much. grapes, not melons.

 

[gashwin]

pass the NaCl

 

[SCAVENGER]

So i am just at home, sikuingia husstle hii mambo ya supreme court, naota jua tu polepole then saa tano hivi kifaranga flani inaingia kuulizia kama kuna vaccant haos, caretaker ples alienda mungu akubariki, mimi huyo orientation vle sijui ooh security, mara maji haikosi, sasa place ya viewing ndio fisi akaamka,'caretaker hayuko, hii ndio hao na imefungwa, but zinafanana zote unaweza kam kucheck out yangu uone kama itakufurahisha'

Hivyo ndio kifaranga ikaingia slaughter house, kisu nikanoa, maji ya kutoa manyoa nikachemsha, ugali ndio sikupika,

A game ilikua leo, mjulubeng alikua na appetite aje, but ndio ameenda kitu 6 baada ya kukula shower, View attachment 140288 View attachment 140288 View attachment 140289

Kulingana na vle alikua anavibe, sitawai lia tena ati blue balls,

At the window of my house
I looked down through the lattice.
7 I saw among the simple,
I noticed among the young men,
a youth who had no sense. stepping into a nooseP)" data-cr="#cen-NIV-16598P" style="font-size: 0.625em; line-height: 22px; vertical-align: top;">
23 till an arrow piercesQ)" data-cr="#cen-NIV-16599Q" style="font-size: 0.625em; line-height: 22px; vertical-align: top;"> his liver,
like a bird darting into a snare,
little knowing it will cost him his life.

 

[Marty McFly]

Nipples bigger than the breasts

called areola, Virgin detected.

 

[SCAVENGER]

I meant proverbs chp 7