18+ Mondays are not that bad after all

#1
So i am just at home, sikuingia husstle hii mambo ya supreme court, naota jua tu polepole then saa tano hivi kifaranga flani inaingia kuulizia kama kuna vaccant haos, caretaker ples alienda mungu akubariki, mimi huyo orientation vle sijui ooh security, mara maji haikosi, sasa place ya viewing ndio fisi akaamka,'caretaker hayuko, hii ndio hao na imefungwa, but zinafanana zote unaweza kam kucheck out yangu uone kama itakufurahisha'

Hivyo ndio kifaranga ikaingia slaughter house, kisu nikanoa, maji ya kutoa manyoa nikachemsha, ugali ndio sikupika,

A game ilikua leo, mjulubeng alikua na appetite aje, but ndio ameenda kitu 6 baada ya kukula shower,
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Kulingana na vle alikua anavibe, sitawai lia tena ati blue balls,
 

Quanstrom

Village Elder
#3
So i am just at home, sikuingia husstle hii mambo ya supreme court, naota jua tu polepole then saa tano hivi kifaranga flani inaingia kuulizia kama kuna vaccant haos, caretaker ples alienda mungu akubariki, mimi huyo orientation vle sijui ooh security, mara maji haikosi, sasa place ya viewing ndio fisi akaamka,'caretaker hayuko, hii ndio hao na imefungwa, but zinafanana zote unaweza kam kucheck out yangu uone kama itakufurahisha'

Hivyo ndio kifaranga ikaingia slaughter house, kisu nikanoa, maji ya kutoa manyoa nikachemsha, ugali ndio sikupika,

A game ilikua leo, mjulubeng alikua na appetite aje, but ndio ameenda kitu 6 baada ya kukula shower, View attachment 140288 View attachment 140288 View attachment 140289

Kulingana na vle alikua anavibe, sitawai lia tena ati blue balls,
I have done this too, but in my case nilikuwa natafuta hao niache kuishi hostel back in my campus days. Nikapata hakuna caretaker and some hot single girl(tenant) offered to show me her house. Kidogo kidogo nishawekewa food na ameweka movie. Miguu zangu juu ya meza kama msee amekula eurobond. Hiyo "movie" iliisha 10PM nikirudi chuo after my gf called. There is nothing as good as kuangukia dame msawa akiwa dryspell. They are just as hungry as us mafisi, or worse.
 

Grundy

Village Sponsor
#10
So i am just at home, sikuingia husstle hii mambo ya supreme court, naota jua tu polepole then saa tano hivi kifaranga flani inaingia kuulizia kama kuna vaccant haos, caretaker ples alienda mungu akubariki, mimi huyo orientation vle sijui ooh security, mara maji haikosi, sasa place ya viewing ndio fisi akaamka,'caretaker hayuko, hii ndio hao na imefungwa, but zinafanana zote unaweza kam kucheck out yangu uone kama itakufurahisha'

Hivyo ndio kifaranga ikaingia slaughter house, kisu nikanoa, maji ya kutoa manyoa nikachemsha, ugali ndio sikupika,

A game ilikua leo, mjulubeng alikua na appetite aje, but ndio ameenda kitu 6 baada ya kukula shower, View attachment 140288 View attachment 140288 View attachment 140289

Kulingana na vle alikua anavibe, sitawai lia tena ati blue balls,
This sounds like some made up bs. Ni venye I'm feeling lazy ningefanya reverse google search
 

SCAVENGER

Village Elder
#18
So i am just at home, sikuingia husstle hii mambo ya supreme court, naota jua tu polepole then saa tano hivi kifaranga flani inaingia kuulizia kama kuna vaccant haos, caretaker ples alienda mungu akubariki, mimi huyo orientation vle sijui ooh security, mara maji haikosi, sasa place ya viewing ndio fisi akaamka,'caretaker hayuko, hii ndio hao na imefungwa, but zinafanana zote unaweza kam kucheck out yangu uone kama itakufurahisha'

Hivyo ndio kifaranga ikaingia slaughter house, kisu nikanoa, maji ya kutoa manyoa nikachemsha, ugali ndio sikupika,

A game ilikua leo, mjulubeng alikua na appetite aje, but ndio ameenda kitu 6 baada ya kukula shower, View attachment 140288 View attachment 140288 View attachment 140289

Kulingana na vle alikua anavibe, sitawai lia tena ati blue balls,
At the window of my house
I looked down through the lattice.
7 I saw among the simple,
I noticed among the young men,
a youth who had no sense. stepping into a nooseP)" data-cr="#cen-NIV-16598P" style="font-size: 0.625em; line-height: 22px; vertical-align: top;">
23 till an arrow piercesQ)" data-cr="#cen-NIV-16599Q" style="font-size: 0.625em; line-height: 22px; vertical-align: top;"> his liver,
like a bird darting into a snare,
little knowing it will cost him his life.
 

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