more than i can chew

i have 5 single female friends who are very desperate to date. . Shida ni ati kila mtu ako na kasoro yake. One is very short, the other one very skinny, mwingine mweusi kama makaa, mwingine pesa ako nayo lakini anaangusha kama kagumo lapper. Are there complete women out there ama i just accept the fact that no one is perfect. Ama i just “samanthise” them as i wait for the creme de la creme

Kojoa ulaze kende NV

In today’s world if you look like Michael Jackson after surgery attraction ni same and vice versa. Otherwise change your game

Chukua tu maji, ends hapo nje chukua mchanga, mix matope na ufinyange vizuri kabsaaaa. Tengeneza wako umtakavyo… The imperfections will be of your own doing…

You have a small penis

wewe Ni mfupi,mweusi ,skinny unangoa sana…that’s why those characters are following u…

Kwanza NV kaa hapa,
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hapo umeongea kama 2 1/2 men.

:D:D:D i too suspect that…

That is incorrect. You are the weakest link. Goodbye

the skinny one , utamlea na njoti akuwe momo , thank me later.

A woman from kalembendile land can never validate the size of a guys Mlingas. Kalembendile women ni mali ya umma

Manze msikubali kuongeleshwa hivi na New Villager

Schupeet unataka tukusaidie kumake decisions za kiume namna gani wewe NV?

Umeffi

Its only coz valentines iko karibu and every woman is looking for a fancy valentines date. Then after that you are no one. Especially the single ones who are scared of feeling lonely,old and unwanted on that day,worse when their fellow women ask them later how their valentines was and they dont have a fancy story to tell.

I thought we all agreed unanimously(sic) that 14th February 2018 is Ash wednesday:)

:smiley:

women are like fruit salad the joy is to munch all. but you cant live on salad forever, a time comes and you hang the boots, live on bread. enjoy the salad while it lasts. None of then even thinks you are 100% worth too after all.

PSG vs Real Madrid:rolleyes::rolleyes: