moshatha

Tukiwanga high school kuna arif flani tulikuanga na yeye chuo alikuwa akiitwanga moshatha kevin but sisi tulikuwa tukimuitanga moshatha tu. Moshatha alikuanga vajo. Na alikuwa akidai lazima akamuane tukimada 4th. Iyo ilikuanga kitu September hapo before kcse. Yeye alikuanga akiskia wasee wakiongelelea venye kukamuana inakuanga tamu. So hiyo kubonga yote ikamfanya aingie ashikwe na hamu ya kukamuana. Ubaya ya moshatha ni ati hakuanga na lugha na courage ya kuapproach dame. Ni wale wasee huona ni kama madame huumana. Alidai yeye anaogopa kurejectiwa nikamshow iyo ni ufala rejection ni kawaida. Wanaume wote hurejectiwa. Nikamshow CR7 pia yeye alirejectiwanga na model flani wa russia na akajipa shughuli. So nikamshow akona idea gani ya kukamuana juu hakuwa na lugha akanishow anadai kukamua kunguru huko 12 th street Easich. Tukaona ni sawa haina noma.

So after kumada kcse tukaishia pub flani huko 12th street tukawatch game ya Man U juu iliwanga sato alafu tukachapia moshatha atuachia tenje na wallet yake ndo asijipate amepigwa dafrao na kunguru. Hizo enzi kukamuana ilikuanga rwabe saa hii sijui ni doo ngapi juu sijaikamuana huko. Naonanga inakuanga na kunguru waislamu lakini mimi hushuku hao si wasomali wanakuanga waswahili wa coast ama kunguri lightskin juu wasomali wengi huanga lightskin. Alienda akachukua ki lightskin flani juu aliapa yeye anaeza kamua kunguru mrembo. Sisi tulikaa huku chini tukimngoja tukinyonya guiness zetu tukiongojea game iishe. Jamaa alienda akakamuana. Si huyo msee alikawia sana huko. Alikaa kitu ka 15 minutes hadi tukashtuka kwani huyo kunguru ni mzuri aje ameachia ninja imakamua na rwabe for 15 mins juu najua lanye ukienda more than 5 minutes anaanzanga kuteta sijui “ooh umekaa sana ongeza dooh”. Kidogo kidogo tunaskia ka fracas kiasi hapo nje wasee wanapigiana manduru. Tukitoka tuende tuone ni nini tunapata ni moshatha analetana juu na huyo kunguru alienda kukamua. Kufuatilia vizuri tulikam kupata moshatha juu aliwanga vajo alimkamua huyo kunguru dakika kama kumi ivi na hakumwaga. Kunguru akaanza kumshow amekawia sana amalize ama aongeze pesa aendelee. Juu hakuwa na doo akashow kunguru anamaliza. Jamaa akakosa kumwaga hapo kunguru akajama akamshow time yake imeisha. Moshatha alidai kutumia force kunguru akadai atapiga nduru moshatha kuskia akachorea. Kunguru akamshow amuongeze dooh amalizie lakini hakuwa na any na hakuna venye naeza kupea dooh ukamuane mimi. Kunguru alimuonyesha “hiyo ingine pelekea bibi yako” akimaanisha kama anadai kumwaga aende amwage ndani ya bibi yake.

Juu ya aibu moshatha alikam place tulikuwa saa hio game iliwa ishaisha tukamdunga stuff zake alafu tukajitoa na backdoor. Ivo ndo alirudi home bile kumwaga. Lakini aliconfess akidai aliskia kautamu flani juu ya hiyo warmth ya coomer.

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Go share this to your FB highschool oldies page or whatsapp group kama mnayo.

@Rene Descartes Hapa hakuna midterm lakini kuna high school, hehehe.

Nice hekaya… keep em cuming

virgins everywhere…maliza shule kwanza

Anasema nini?

Hapana soma hekaya.

Anasema beste yake alikamua malaya alikua na coomer kubwa hadi msedes ilikuwa inagonga maukuta kama bell ile ya mkono ya primo

Despite what you guys are saying, this hekaya is actually quite good

opinion=like an a$$hole.everyone has one.

sasa moshatha alikamua wewe au bests yako ndio amwage ama what’s the logic of the story

nilidhani ni kitu ya maana!