I’ve learnt that the most polite customer ni wa kununua condom. He can patiently wait for all other customers to finish and leave ndio akuombe kwa upooole kama uko na CD. And the funny names they call them, wacha tu, especially kama ni yule customer unajua
One of the main problems with condoms is the fact that they are referred to in Kenyan parlance as “CDs”. I had an embarrassing moment recently. I was looking for rewritable CDs and asked a young woman at a supermarket where I could find them. Kumbe alishikanisha ati nataka condoms akanipeleka very nervously mpaka karibu na checkout. The silly cow.
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Refer to first verse of Marcia Griffith song,“I shall sing”
At one time my girlfriend kwa counter line aliona vile CDs kwa counter adjacent zimepangwa and she was excited to see such different brands. Before i knew what she was upto, she was back to that counter pointing to dangerous names and stuff and asking me at top of her voice what i preferred. Luo hawana aibu bana. I had to buy one and walk home on foot. That was my only cash i had.
Kunguru
I proudly walk into a supermarket, queue and pick a pack or two of studded durex! Zero chills nalipa na naambia jamaa wa checkout hata asi wrap!
CD’s mwanaume hununua kwa chemist, acheni ufala.
buy in bulk, to save yourself the hustle too often
Aigh. Me ata naeza nunua kwa hawker tao mbele ya kila mtu. When did protecting yourself from STDs become an issue. Na vile kunguru zimejaa kila mahali.
Sasa juu ya uwoga ndogo ndogo ukufe na ukimwi? Aigh! You people are imbeciles kama munaogopanga kununua condoms!
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i buy profolactics anywhere they sell and i call it out by its given names ‘condom’ no nicknames or coded names,especially kama ni dame anauza
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I don’t see the awkwardness with buying condoms in public. In-fact if anything, you’re only doing the right thing only that the ever judgmental society around you are always on high alert. I usually buy the condoms from a pharmacy or supermarket and I wouldn’t care if the chemist is full of customers or not. Even better is when you find those Durex brands at the checkout till in a supermarket and you just drop them there as the other items are being checked out
wale tunatumianga za sure na za Gok tucomment wapy ,Btwn my Gok condoms are about to expire I had scooped a bulk of them from the ministry of trade offices, Kuna talker hapa ako na access to some others I need to restock manze .
:D:D:D:D I salute your courage but mtu haeziadmit eti anatumia hizo, you’re a lone ranger in this
What is the quality of the GoK kobostos like? are they thin or thick?
You might as well just use hizo polythene za kufunga sukari
Can’t relate,mimi ni team raw since nioe khupipi.
Huna kunguru mahali officer? Nakushuku