So this guy in the thread huku chini who says that he was left by this girl after furnishing her house and buying her a car as well has just reminded me of some crazy things skirt wearers have asked of me ndio agawe.
Kuna huyu mrembo alikuwa anataka kuniingiza box ati she wants to treat me for my bday…(mine and hers were close together) but I saw earlier on what he intentions were and I politely declined her requests, and she was like…“Ok si utanitreat bday yangu?” and I was like yeah sure and she be like…“Na kama you don’t have an idea naweza kushow what I want”. Kumbe she wanted me to take her out to some expensive club with five of her best friends, (girls ofcourse) na niwanunulie roundi moja? (Thats how they start). To entice me more ati they will all be wearing extremely sexy that night.
Nikajua The.Black.Templar hawez fanya hio kazi…nikamruka hio siku ya birthday yake.
This chic holds a grudge for like two months, and then texts me ati I can make it upto her if I take her and her five pals down to coast…hahahaha nilicheka sana nikamtext hio story asahau sana.
What is the most you have done to get laid ama whats the most ridiculous thing a girl has ever asked from you? Pink handlers can also contribute what applies to them
i drove from mombasa to Eldoret wih a major hardon just to get laid, import ilisema eti iko busy whole weekend so hawezi kuja. ungethania k*ma ni ya gorofa.
mimi kuna kienyeji iliniamusha 3am…ferking 3am…nikaikalishe ikilia ati inaumwa na meno. it couldnt hold it. Coz nilikua nadai nunu i had to oblige mind you i had hardly slept and nilikua niamke 5. finally i ate my slices in peace for an extended period. One of the best samples i have ever tasted
Well there was initial kukatiana then kupelekwa out na kubuyiwa stuff but I didn’t ask for any of the things he bought me or to go to the places he took me when I gave it up it was because I was into him and I felt he was into me too
Once got a call from a chic i had wanted to lay for long but alikuwa ananinyima. na saa hio ndio nilikuwa tuu nimeingia kwa nyumba nikitoka ulevi. Nikasema hii kuma leo itaona moshi. Drove all the way from langata to umoja at 2.00 am:eek::eek:. Kufika kwa dem, kikaanza ati ooh sijui gas, ooh sijui rent bado, ooh sijui maisha imekuwa ngumu.
Hehehe! magreb ni nani? Nikamwambia nimesahau CD wacha niendee kwanza. Kujitoa, hata sikuenda mbali. Niliingia hapo Hornbill ya umoja na kukamata poko. Kidem saa hio kimepiga simu na messages eti “babe uko wapi?” Nikanyandua poko hadi 5.00 am kumaliza blue balls na kuelekea home. kesho yake, dem anacall nimekula njaro tuu. Ile siku tulipatana, ustake jua vile kulienda. Niliitwa majina zingine sijawahi jua zinakuwanga zangu kama vile umbwa, mjinga, malaya:eek:. but on mentioning malaya, nikamrukia na kumwambia yeye ndio malaya mkubwa. Kwa nini anilipishe kuonja kuma kama yeye si malaya?
Kuna ng’ombe flani iliwai nitext ati “I want an Iphone 6 for my birthday.”
Nikatext back “Enda hosi kwanza utolewe hio mavi imejaa kwa kichwa yako”
Then I blocked the bitch across all social media. The nerve!!
Nishaitoka juja 11 usiku…kwenda kuona dem chiromo …knowin well ata hostel singeingia, ati nikummiss cz hatujachat the whole day.
Bearing in mind hatukuchat cz I had only 100bob and couldn’t afford kuitumia kwa credo…ended up using it ka fare bila ya kurudi.
Poor me…I had to sell my phone for 3k nisikufie na njaa chiromo.
If i were to get an invoice from stuff and money i have gotten from guyz nasikuwaonjesha, I wud have to go to world bank for a loan to payback. My first phone a motorola flip phone (remember those) and was going for 45k nilinunuliwa na a guy back in 2000. That guy was among the most generous men av ever met! He used to give me atleast 40k a week nikikutana nayeye! And whenever i would go meet him, my two girlfriends used to accompany me! Siku moja he got pissed akatuwacha hapo panafric hotel na bill ya 6k! Bahati i had the money. After that he gave up. My first iphone ever ilikuwa iphone 4 i was given by a dude in 2010, he wanted to steal me from his buddy who was katiaring me. Ati jus coz the day i met him 4 the first time his buddy told him it was my bday, the following day he got my number from his buddy, he called me for dinner i went n he handed me a new iphone 4 as a bday gift. Dishing money followed then he gave up after aliona siingii box. Lemmie tell u the truth about women, if u show us ur generous, we will not dish it out to you! We will delay coz we know the more we delay the more u spend on us hoping that u will convince us with ur money or gifts.