motoring myths

once i decided to buy my jalopy friends and foe advised me to urinate on the tire to curse the misfortunes…it sounded weird but all in all i did as advised…years down the line am still scratch free…coming to think of it…wht other myths do have watu nyuyaz…

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I was told that if I ever carried a prostitute or someone’s wife in my car my vehicle would be involved ina an accident or develop mechanical problems within a week.

how come that never saves all the drunkards who turn their cars tyres in to a urinal on the side of the road after having one too many

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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The car will drive itself to home, when the owner is drunk and behind the Steering wheels

Wewe I’m sure ume tempt fate, wapi report?

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bullchit

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Never carry a lone woman in a vehicle, and if it is inevitable, make sure you carry a small stone to signify another woman

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I thought the rule was never fuck in your car or you will have an accident?

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Wiper zangu zilikataa kupiga one time nikiwa kwa barabara with someone’s girlfriend by my side. Ilibidi nikae road side for an hour mpaka mvua iishe. Of course I don’t believe in that shiet.

Hio ati nuks

Where I come from sijawahi skia hizi myths za upuss

I heard if you kula people in your car you should smoke some holy herb in it to cleanse it.

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One hour? Ulikamua shot ngapi?

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