Yesterday I went drinking in a wine and spirits shop, a young man in his early 20s was serving, let’s call the young adult Mr. Malenge. We talked about career, the curious but somehow stupid Malenge asked me what I was doing to earn a living, I told him I am employed in the KDF and that my position is Commanding Officer, in charge of 200 units, each unit has 15 strong armed soldiers. Mr. Malenge was confused how come I was taking cheap liquor yet I hold such a high rank in the disciplined forces…I told the idiot that I see no difference between Legend and Jameson since all of them have ethanol, a chemical composition that makes people drunk, he somehow disagreed but I had to teach him a number of formulas to prove to him that alcohol is basically H20 and ethanol, I told Malenge to consult his form 2 chemistry books, he later agreed with me that people who strain take expensive liquor are somehow stupid. A few minutes later, a beautiful woman with good buttocks in her mid or late 30s appeared, she brought in more boxes of alcohol and disappeared. I inquired whether she was the shops’ owner, Mr. Malenge confirmed that she was the owner, I asks him whether she was married, he said yes, but ni mrahisi sana unaweza tomba, nikupe number? I nodded, malenge saved the number in my phone…
after sometime, I learnt that the lady is Malenge’s mother through a drunkard who was overhearing our conversation… I looked in the eyes of Mr. Malenge with the eyes of of a Commanding Officer, the n asked him with a hoarse voice, “How can you encourage me to have sexual intercourse with your mother?”. Mr. Malenge said, " BT Sir, you promised me earlier in our conversation that you will help me join the army, am doing this to cement our future professional relationship, I also know my father very well, he is a desperate drunkard and I know he never satisfies her in bed, my my mum deserves a soldier". I looked at the young man, shook my head, gulped my remaining legend, paid him then staggered away while singing luhya circumcision songs. ***watu wa mt kenya wako na mambo
malenge mbona unatubeba ki-malenge?
So, did you ferk the mother, or did you not ferk the mother?
Samosa ya malenge
Hii ni fangi mixed with diesel…then sundried…
I wish I had such fertile imagination…the plants I would plant on it? Billionea pap
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Not so strange,I once conducted a certain mission in Majengo slums and mothers there get fu#cked in broad daylight by strange customers while their sixteen year old sons wameketi kwa mawe pale baze wakipanga kuiba usiku.
I’m all for hekayas as they come but this was in bad taste bro :-/
This is the problem
Usitaje jina Fala in vain. Ule fala ako hapa ni VS.
huyo ndiye mjanja sana kama hujui…ulimwambia hivi akajua wewe ndio kimalenge kubwa…KDF guys flossing ati wa comman platoon, nigga please.
:D:D:D:D:D:p:p:p:p:( inaitwo kupanda mbegu
There it no such a title in the army called Commanding officer.Your description fits in a major.Au vipi kurutu @imei2012?
But…si KDF anafaa kua humble. I am not buying this storo.
He never said he is KDF in real life, he was taking Malesh for a ride
Abraham pimped his wife out, kuna watu wanaelewa mambo ya slices inavyo takikana.
Genesis 20:2
2 and there Abraham said of his wife Sarah, “She is my sister.” Then Abimelek king of Gerar sent for Sarah and took her.