A comedian who goes by Mwalimu Stano on youtube has some very funny clips. Those who understand the language, enjoy!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpjL0JVago4
Nashukuru mungu mimi sio mkikuyu.
na sisi tunashukuru zaidi an idiot like you sio mmoja wetu
Kwanza ukimalisa kushukuru ukumbuke moses kuria u go down on ur knees again