Mwas mdunge shindano

Starscream · January 19, 2018, 5:26pm

It was in 2012 tulikuwa tunatembea along river road around 10:30pm na rafiki yangu mmoja anaitwa Roy. Vile tulifika junction ya latema and river road tukashambuliwa na a 5 man gang. Roy akatoroka akaniwacha pekee yangu.
This is where the story gets interesting, nilikuwa nimelewa so vile nilishikwa nikaongea vibaya “tafuteni mabibi muwashike”. Manze nakwambia nilitolewa 2 syringes filled with brown liquid nikawekewa kwa shingo.
Vile hao wasee walikua wananipora wakaona mahali nilikuwa nimeweka simu. The gang leader akaambia his colleague “Mwas dunga huyu sindano, imagine anaficha simu”. Vile niliskia hivyo I almost pooped myself hao wasee niliwabembeleza wasinidunge. Niliwaambia “Mwas usinidunge sindano tafadhali sikuwa nimeficha simu”. As that was happening kuna mapoko walikua kando ya barabara wakishangilia ati " Uwa yeye" “Uwa yeye”. That was the longest 5 minutes of my life. Siku hizi sitembeangi river road usiku.
Hao watu waliniibia simu,pesa and my dignity. Na ndio kwa maana mimi husema mwizi akishikwa akiiba achomwe.

kasaman · January 19, 2018, 5:52pm

Starscream:

It was in 2012 tulikuwa tunatembea along river road around 10:30pm na rafiki yangu mmoja anaitwa Roy. Vile tulifika junction ya latema and river road tukashambuliwa na a 5 man gang. Roy akatoroka akaniwacha pekee yangu.
This is where the story gets interesting, nilikuwa nimelewa so vile nilishikwa nikaongea vibaya “tafuteni mabibi muwashike”. Manze nakwambia nilitolewa 2 syringes filled with brown liquid nikawekewa kwa shingo.
Vile hao wasee walikua wananipora wakaona mahali nilikuwa nimeweka simu. The gang leader akaambia his colleague “Mwas dunga huyu sindano, imagine anaficha simu”. Vile niliskia hivyo I almost pooped myself hao wasee niliwabembeleza wasinidunge. Niliwaambia “Mwas usinidunge sindano tafadhali sikuwa nimeficha simu”. As that was happening kuna mapoko walikua kando ya barabara wakishangilia ati " Uwa yeye" “Uwa yeye”. That was the longest 5 minutes of my life. Siku hizi sitembeangi river road usiku.
Hao watu waliniibia simu,pesa and my dignity. Na ndio kwa maana mimi husema mwizi akishikwa akiiba achomwe.

You exposed yourselves, where were you going to? Khoja mosque roudabout ?

Sus · January 19, 2018, 6:16pm

:D:D:D

Starscream · January 19, 2018, 10:42pm

Tulikuwa tunaenda odeon

mayekeke · January 19, 2018, 10:50pm

Mbona watu husema Khoja mosque roundabout na Odeon hukuwa noma usiku?

Starscream · January 19, 2018, 11:08pm

Kwa sababu hizo area zina giza na tuchochoro twingi

Grundy · January 20, 2018, 12:14am

Starscream:

It was in 2012 tulikuwa tunatembea along river road around 10:30pm na rafiki yangu mmoja anaitwa Roy. Vile tulifika junction ya latema and river road tukashambuliwa na a 5 man gang. Roy akatoroka akaniwacha pekee yangu.
This is where the story gets interesting, nilikuwa nimelewa so vile nilishikwa nikaongea vibaya “tafuteni mabibi muwashike”. Manze nakwambia nilitolewa 2 syringes filled with brown liquid nikawekewa kwa shingo.
Vile hao wasee walikua wananipora wakaona mahali nilikuwa nimeweka simu. The gang leader akaambia his colleague “Mwas dunga huyu sindano, imagine anaficha simu”. Vile niliskia hivyo I almost pooped myself hao wasee niliwabembeleza wasinidunge. Niliwaambia “Mwas usinidunge sindano tafadhali sikuwa nimeficha simu”. As that was happening kuna mapoko walikua kando ya barabara wakishangilia ati " Uwa yeye" “Uwa yeye”. That was the longest 5 minutes of my life. Siku hizi sitembeangi river road usiku.
Hao watu waliniibia simu,pesa and my dignity. Na ndio kwa maana mimi husema mwizi akishikwa akiiba achomwe.

Ulidungwa sindano and what do you mean by saying walikuibia your dignity?

His_Excellency · January 20, 2018, 2:17am

Alibaba suliwa mayai kwa matter core

Ice_Cube · January 20, 2018, 2:27am

Waah dignity ilikaangwa kama mayai?

Eng_iti · January 20, 2018, 3:14am

Ice_Cube · January 20, 2018, 3:33am

Mwas alidunga dunga SV bana

Eng_iti · January 20, 2018, 3:41am

maze kutandikwa chuma ya shingo na manyu si kitu rahisi.

SledgeHammer · January 20, 2018, 4:36am

you are scaring men here

Gatling · January 20, 2018, 6:26am

sindano=the D.Pole sana.

4makind · January 20, 2018, 6:43am

5 minutes??? Kwani walikuwa wanakufanyia nini??

byro · January 20, 2018, 6:48am

Pole msee.

system · January 20, 2018, 8:32am

:D:D:D
Shait.
Dignity onge?

Ice_Cube · January 20, 2018, 8:35am

Dignity kaput. Cianda Otas

system · January 20, 2018, 8:41am

Wololo…
Raundi hii ni kutembea kama rasa iko orthogonal angle to the nearest concrete wall.

Starscream · January 20, 2018, 10:50am

Nikisema dignity na maanisha they made me feel so weak.I couldn’t even defend myself