mwizi wa coomer!!!

Kuna siku nimepitia street moja hapo Pipeline, Embakasi na beshte yangu. He resides there himself. Along the street we came across some girls - ama wacha niwaite malaya tu- standing outside a brothel. They were all in mini-skirts. Among them kulikuwa na two momos and several of medium sizes.
As we walked past the brothel the girls now behind us started to shout, “Mwizi wa coomer. … wee mwizi wa kuma weewe… uliiba coomer wewe…” I turned around to find out who the "mwizi wa coomer " was. One of the momos insulted bitterly… and she we the loudest. Lazima yeye ndiye aliibiwa coomer. Looking at the maliars, clearly, either my friends or I was the "mwizi wa coomer ".
My friend however didn’t seem bothered. Instead he walked even faster… now he was a few strides ahead of me. I had to run and catch up with him.
As we left that street, my niggah jumped three times and said, “Alaa! Mi ni mwizi wa coomer. Mi mwizi wa coomer!” But he didn’t explain to me how he did it.

He ate pudesh and fled without paying.

alireverse mpesa :D:D:D

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:D:D:D:D hii maneno tumepitia , malaya umetoa mbali unatomba shot tatu na kulipa shot moja na kufukuza malaya kwa nyumba . mukikutana ni kesi , story for another day

Shit doesn’t work skuizi. Safcom ati lazma wapigie receiver na akisema mnajuana then pesa yako imekwenda hivo. Sasa ujinga ni ati Safcom uwezi buy credo back to back they decline wanasema kuna a pending similar transaction :mad::mad:

Badala ya story mob si utupee coordinates za brothel I go confirm if it actually exists? If it doesn’t uhame tu kwa kijiji.

huenda ni wewe? :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

beste yako munaishi pipeline naye anapendanga kunusa ngotha za wamama?

Enda pipeline, mlolongo, shauri moyo karibu na YMCA

Sitembeangi na peasants

oh wale watu mko in same social class.

Walikula momo na wakahepa bila kulipa

change to what?